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Bieltanman what the hell...
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Rooney wrote: Tyoson wrote: bieltanman wrote: **** man that is light you need some gains I eat plenty, I lift plenty, and I'm back on the mass bulk again. Gains is a mother **** when your metabolism is quicker than Flash Gordon. You don't need any of that gimmicky ****, you just have to stick at it for a few months without slacking off, and gotta eat healthy food (lotsa vegies, salad rolls, not too much red meat. That protein **** just clogs up your bowels. It's like powdered dog **** plus glue and sold at $100p/kg). At 17 I was relatively slight, but I started working as a brickies labourer and after a few months I could lift most people over my head... could probably throw vman about 10 meters tbh. The only problem is, unless you keep up the pace or stop eating altogether, it's easy to become overweight. And don't use wii fit. Stupid game kept telling me I was fat (5'11", around 90kgs, physique of the roman gods). haha you dont know **** man im sorry to say it but you dont get gains with salad or veggies you need bulk carbs rice pasta bread eat lots of meat too you need that protean dont lisin to that thisjoker says he dosent even lift at the end of the daay you need to consume more energy then you use so the exses becomes mussle and fat
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vegies tend to have everything you need. A bit of pasta every 2 days or so helps, but not too much.
Haven't you wondered why you can't get your body fat down? These going to the gym and weight-lifting industries just sell to your narcissism and keep you coming back.
Silly little boy.
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that is how you make no gains i will paraphrase the simpsons you dont win gains with salad but anyway if you want to prove me wrong come to my house and we will have a lift off
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man my trick is to have a sick body image and eat and drink whatever the **** i want
it's pretty swole bros
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bieltanman wrote: that is how you make no gains i will paraphrase the simpsons you dont win gains with salad but anyway if you want to prove me wrong come to my house and we will have a lift off sounds gay Joaby wrote: man my trick is to have a sick body image and eat and drink whatever the **** i want
it's pretty swole bros that's the spirit!
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Joaby wrote: man my trick is to have a sick body image and eat and drink whatever the **** i want
it's pretty swole bros enjoy the fat the lack of energy the general weakness and the helthproblems that come with it
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Bieltanman you could make 1000's of children cry in less then 30seconds that is how **** awful you are.
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bieltanman wrote: Joaby wrote: man my trick is to have a sick body image and eat and drink whatever the **** i want
it's pretty swole bros enjoy the fat the lack of energy the general weakness and the helthproblems that come with it Not everyone needs to be super fit with tones of energy to have sex with many, many, many boyfriends they met at the gym.
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I've been trying to eat a lot of rice and tuna. I'm slightly under 6 foot tall. I just hate it when people that don't know me tell me"eat a burger" or "when was the last time you ate" **** heads aye.
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its bad genitics but its good you also have a golden ticket to eat as much food as possable
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Tyoson wrote: I've been trying to eat a lot of rice and tuna. I'm slightly under 6 foot tall. I just hate it when people that don't know me tell me"eat a burger" or "when was the last time you ate" **** heads aye. I too wish I was part of the Bieltan master race of awesome gains.
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bieltanman wrote: its bad genitics but its good you also have a golden ticket to eat as much food as possable With your broomstick arms you could relate.
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shhh man
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Whats this **** diet to put on weight /not put on weight **** got to do with drinking? I like the tangents these threads often wonder off in, but this "gains" **** is **** poor. 3/10's vindictive joaby's a homosexual post has more potential.
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sugar is a big part of gaining weight his point is the amount of sugar in drinks leads to getting fat
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bieltanman wrote: enjoy the fat the lack of energy the general weakness and the helthproblems that come with it There is no bigger health problem than virginity. You should see someone.
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Audi wrote: bieltanman wrote: enjoy the fat the lack of energy the general weakness and the helthproblems that come with it There is no bigger health problem than virginity. You should see someone. not sure if srs or not
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bieltanman you have a big mouth saying you can lift 60 hundred million kilos, put your claims up for all to see i challenge you to post your muscle man achievements here from a you-tube video.
Other wise shut the fc up with your bragging.
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nings wrote: 3/10's vindictive joaby's a homosexual post has more potential. Joaby is moving to the US soon. Discuss.
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He misses Kreese.
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Audi wrote: bieltanman wrote: enjoy the fat the lack of energy the general weakness and the helthproblems that come with it There is no bigger health problem than virginity. You should see someone. Double burn.
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Zaraq wrote: bieltanman you have a big mouth saying you can lift 60 hundred million kilos, put your claims up for all to see i challenge you to post your muscle man achievements here from a you-tube video.
Other wise shut the fc up with your bragging. ive never claimed to lift that much
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bieltanman wrote: Zaraq wrote: bieltanman you have a big mouth saying you can lift 60 hundred million kilos, put your claims up for all to see i challenge you to post your muscle man achievements here from a you-tube video.
Other wise shut the fc up with your bragging. ive never claimed to lift that much You really are dumb.
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You threw down the gauntlet bieltanman and said that you could lift more than every one on GA so put up or admit you always get sand kicked in yer face.
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Zaraq wrote: You threw down the gauntlet bieltanman and said that you could lift more than every one on GA so put up or admit you always get sand kicked in yer face. no i dident i niver said that
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Zaraq wrote: He misses Kreese. Maybe he needs to buy firearms,if he's quick assualt rifles will still be available. American beer is ****.
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I like the full strengh budweiser we get here.
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Carlton Midstrength.
The End.
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Low alcohol beer is like sex in a boat, it's **** near water. XXXX gold and carlton mid are both fair to average run of the mill beers with only a slight difference in taste.
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I like cider the flavor is fickle though, Tasmanian non alcoholic is the best and you can make fish batter with it.
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TooTs wrote: Xeper wrote: TooTs wrote: coopers is terrible. it gave me the squirts. I thought it was Fosters goat **** brand. Well fosters is the worst of the beers. It gets exported for a reason. Coopers is the the 2nd worse beer to me. It makes me sick just drinking it, I want to get drunk when I drink it so I forget I'm drinking it. tooheys is the worst overall and its cheap. So the nightmare with Tooheys is that Every Telstra Event was always loaded with it as the "free beer" that was part of free beer, wine and soft drink, so basically every event costs money like xmas party because we'd just buy our own drinkable filth not the crap Telstra wanted to save like 20 cents per glass. ****. The problem I have with Tooheys is it doesnt go well with much. Its very **** to taste, beer doesnt taste the best to begin with but a hot day beers tend to go down smooth no matter what except for tooheys and coopers. that **** makes me bloat. The next days usually a squirt fest for a few hours until my liver decides its had enough with revenge. I drank alot of beers in my day even some wierd **** up named pale ales and ****. But these 2 just make me sick rest are fine. Hell I'd rather drink a light beer then these **** and thats like pointless. My uncle used to drink XXXX gold. Its a light, it was free. I drank it all day he got cut because he come home from his truck driving **** and there was like 4 slabs gone. So he got more. But until he got some heavy stuff I was stuck for that. But anyway I'm going off tangent. I will add that I drank crownies and went out where a bunch of my friends hockey team was. They said "how can you afford to drink that your on the dole" and I just said because i'm not some *** clown spending money on stupid **** like some fat slag. and he got butthurt. If I had to recommend a beer I'd refuse it depends on weather and mood. My friend got me drinking heineken on a hot day after work socially it was good, didnt bloat or become sick from it. My friends took me to a bar in central station in sydney just before xmas when i went on weekend road trip. The tap beers I just looked at the bar keep and said "do you sell beer" and he pointed at the taps. I just said "oh I guess not" What we export as "Fosters" is actually re-branded Crownies.. They save the filthy Fosters for our local market..
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Well its unanimous and 10 out of 10 dentists agree Coopers is the best ale in the world.
And boys and girls don't for get it is chill filtered and all the workers are young nubile juicy virgins.
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Vman seems to be trying hard to be a reformed fat gimp... He has to work a LOT harder on the gimp side of things though.
If you want to stop being a gimp, here are a few tips.
1 - Actually know your stuff so you don't come off sounding like a gimp. Fruit and Vegetables are an absolute necessity if you want to be fit, strong and healthy. Where Protein is food for your muscles, fruit and vegetables are food for your internal organs. Eat plenty of meat, dairy, fruit, veg, nuts and seeds and you will get all the gains you could dream of, as well as actually being healthy, as opposed to just looking healthy.. For the most part, avoid processed foods and oils, grains and cereals (eg: breads, pasta etc wheat products, not so much rice) and processed sugars. You should be able to get all the carbs you require through your dairy products (lactose), fruits (fructose) rice and starchy vegetables (potatos, carrots etc). Oh, and don't be afraid of animal fats, they are good for you..
2 - Life balance - Don't try to be a try hard, full on gym junkie. While I applaud your efforts in trying to change yourself from being a fat hairy gimp, don't go the full opposite, nobody likes that either.. Have some life balance.. By all means try to get fit and strong (this includes cardio!) but make sure you can still enjoy a few beers now and then, enjoy the odd bit of junk food on occassion. Make sure your obsession with 'gains' does not get in the way of actually living.
3 - Stop talking about gains all the time.
4 - Have a shave and a haircut, if you haven't already. Looking like a cross between a yeti and a wookie will not get you any woman anytime soon.
5 - Stop being a gimp.
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Rooney wrote: nings wrote: 3/10's vindictive joaby's a homosexual post has more potential. Joaby is moving to the US soon. Discuss. Woah woah woah I'm doing the what now?
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You can't live i Las Vegas and write for a video game web site. The data lines used in Las Vegas are all on a local loop, so nothing he wrote would leave the localised servers... In laymans terms: What's posted in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
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Gaming is a bit different in Las Vegas as well.
Maybe you can be an extra in Oceans 14. When are you leaving?
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bieltanman wrote: Audi wrote: bieltanman wrote: enjoy the fat the lack of energy the general weakness and the helthproblems that come with it There is no bigger health problem than virginity. You should see someone. not sure if srs or not I'm not a virgin, and I can outlift you. Where is your god now?
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moving to a global hegemon in rapid decline is a bad idea... real bad. Pretty soon **** will shoot you just for not shooting back.
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maybe but they say the joojoo he likes the chaos they say he walks in shadows and his gut is large
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cherocha wrote: I'm not a virgin, and I can outlift you. Where is your god now? 
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Quote: I'm not a virgin, and I can outlift you. Where is your god now? are you lifting atm i think i could beet you in select exersizes
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bieltanman wrote: Quote: I'm not a virgin, and I can outlift you. Where is your god now? are you lifting atm i think i could beet you in select exersizes you couldnt beet a beetroot because you havent had a root
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Joaby is going to visit his ancestral home, Mc Donald's in the states.
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Who needs a bigger menu when you can just eat McGriddles until 10. 2 McGriddles will fill a man up for a whole day.
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bieltanman wrote: Zaraq wrote: bieltanman you have a big mouth saying you can lift 60 hundred million kilos, put your claims up for all to see i challenge you to post your muscle man achievements here from a you-tube video.
Other wise shut the fc up with your bragging. ive never claimed to lift that much I reckon I could lift you while you were lifting your heaviest weight bar.
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I haven't had a single alcoholic drink in over 3 years. But I know **** about beer. Used to have my own home craft brewery. Was brewing beers very similar to little creatures and James Squire summer ale at around the same time as they hit the market. I'm talking proper beer brewing. none of this kit ****. I had thousands of dollars worth of gear. fridges, temperature controllers, a gas burner that could drain a 9kg bottle in 2 hours... Used to do 40 litres per batch and each batch would take about 6 hours to brew. Used to add salts/minerals to the water to imitate the water found at famous breweries around the world. I could brew a stout that would make Guinness seem like Tooheys Extra dry. I could brew a pale ale with a bouquet of fruit and a perfectly balanced palette of hoppy bitterness and complex malt sweetness.
yep, I know **** about beer.
p.s. Joaby, refering to a beer as "clean" is the height of unsophistication.
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