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Tyoson wrote:
I don't have $40 to spend. My mum goes to south africa for 3 weeks on sunday and I'm fending for myself on the money I have left.

Bieltanman is rich and a virgin weightlifter, sounds like an ideal client.

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Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:35 pm
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how droll

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Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:37 pm
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Tyoson wrote:
I don't have $40 to spend. My mum goes to south africa for 3 weeks on sunday and I'm fending for myself on the money I have left.

buy that amount worth of oats they are really good

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Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:46 pm

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TooTs wrote:
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Game: The Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt
Genre: RPG
Developer: CD Projekt RED
Publisher: Atari


no loss there, that series is ****.


Incorrect.


Sat Feb 09, 2013 10:38 am
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I tried playing the first Witcher and I it seemed pretty horrible to me.

Although horrible in a way that I imagine that if I was still 12 I would really have enjoyed it.

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Sat Feb 09, 2013 12:12 pm
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I tried playing the first Witcher and I it seemed pretty horrible to me.

Although horrible in a way that I imagine that if I was still 12 I would really have enjoyed it.


The Witcher was great, as was The Witcher 2. I mean, if you didn't like number 1, I doubt number 2 or 3 will change your mind... A lot of people look at it and say: "There's sex and cards with boobies on it, so it's immature", but I found that this shallow effort at making a 'mature' game really obfuscated the politics and maturity of the other matters in the story.

... It's like walking into a strip joint and finding that the table next to you has a mafia boss arranging a deal with some police to buy 'evidence locker' weapons and drugs and resell them onto the street to undermine the political strength of the current party and put their own candidate up at the next election... And none of them are even watching the stripper pleasure herself with a cola flavoured chuppa'chup!!

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Sat Feb 09, 2013 1:28 pm
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I never bothered playing it.

Number 3 is on the way becuase you guys love it so much.

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Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:42 pm
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Well witcher 1 was worth playing. The fact u could sex up chicks for boob cards didn't impact on what was a solid RPG with a solid story line. It was a polish developed game, based on a novel, and those crazy poles have different sensibilities over in eastern Europe then those same ol same ol Americanos do - if anything its a breath of fresh air.

But for some reason while i did play the 2nd one i just could not get into it and gave up after a few missions. Keep thinking i will go back to it one day just haven't gotten around to it yet

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Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:49 pm
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I never bothered playing it.

Number 3 is on the way becuase you guys love my mum so much.

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Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:50 pm
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Big fan of Vader they have deep heavy riffing and are an awesome Polish Death Metal band.

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Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:45 pm
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ruleofbookz wrote:
Well witcher 1 was worth playing. The fact u could sex up chicks for boob cards didn't impact on what was a solid RPG with a solid story line. It was a polish developed game, based on a novel, and those crazy poles have different sensibilities over in eastern Europe then those same ol same ol Americanos do - if anything its a breath of fresh air.

But for some reason while i did play the 2nd one i just could not get into it and gave up after a few missions. Keep thinking i will go back to it one day just haven't gotten around to it yet


Polished game? Well the 2nd one wasn't polished they had spelling mistakes in the manual. I saw those and thought "Wow that's pretty **** fail for a games company"

I didn't enjoy it, I took it back to EB and the girl goes why are you returning it. I said "It's ****". She goes we can only take faulty games back because the keys used. I said "Well its broken then there's a typo in the manual" and I got my money back. I'm sure I said this story before.

The game itself you had to memorise what all the wards did so starting out its just basically hack and slash like Fable which was meh.

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Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:50 pm

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Oh man! Typo in the manual. That's genius hahaha!

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Sat Feb 09, 2013 5:09 pm
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lmfao epic reason


Sat Feb 09, 2013 5:28 pm
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http://cdn.steampowered.com/Manuals/209 ... 1305141546

page 19.. sworsmanship

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Sat Feb 09, 2013 5:57 pm

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God i'm glad i haven't played it then. Would have spent hours trying to work out how to use a swors.


Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:08 pm
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lol. i know its just being anal. part of programming but was that spelling is like..huge. If they failed at the manual then somewhere in the code of the program is one typo causing problems.

I've also had bad experiences with the company bandai namaco. It just had to be returned.

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Sat Feb 09, 2013 10:04 pm
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The Witcher was great. Haven't played the second one yet.

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Sat Feb 09, 2013 11:04 pm
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roll back to 2009. i liked it then.

remember this? youve seen enough jake. JAKE, YOUVE SEEN ENOUGH.



2009? it was like a glock 9 man! it was awesome!


Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:25 am
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Quote:
polish developed game


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Polished game?


Quote:
Poland Listeni/ˈpoʊlənd/ (Polish: Polska), officially the Republic of Poland (Polish: Rzeczpospolita Polska; Kashubian: Pòlskô Repùblika), is a country in Central Europe, bordered by Germany to the west; the Czech Republic and Slovakia to the south; Ukraine, Belarus and Lithuania to the east; and the Baltic Sea and Kaliningrad Oblast, a Russian exclave, to the north.

The total area of Poland is 312,679 square kilometres (120,726 sq mi),[6] making it the 69th largest country in the world and the 9th largest in Europe


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poland

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Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:53 am
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ever drunk polish vodka bookz?

thats like 54% alc by vol just outta the safeways liquorland. pole-ish or polish/ you decide.


Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:09 am
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yeah and the real stuff is a little more potent then that ;p

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TooTs wrote:
The game itself you had to memorise what all the wards did so starting out its just basically hack and slash like Fable which was meh.


Wow... I can't help but feel that you didn't really get what was going on. This is the kind of thing you expect to hear followed shortly by: "I just skipped all the cut scenes, conversations and ran straight out the main gate to find monsters to kill." :(

Also, how come when games like Demons's'ss's's Souls's'ss' and Dark Souls makes you memorise and learn everything it's awesome and unforgiving, but when The Witcher makes you memorise 5 or so different wards, it's dumb?

Go on, people. Give Witching a chance!

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Sun Feb 10, 2013 8:50 am
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give it to the witches they need love too

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squidassist wrote:
TooTs wrote:
The game itself you had to memorise what all the wards did so starting out its just basically hack and slash like Fable which was meh.


Wow... I can't help but feel that you didn't really get what was going on. This is the kind of thing you expect to hear followed shortly by: "I just skipped all the cut scenes, conversations and ran straight out the main gate to find monsters to kill." :(

Also, how come when games like Demons's'ss's's Souls's'ss' and Dark Souls makes you memorise and learn everything it's awesome and unforgiving, but when The Witcher makes you memorise 5 or so different wards, it's dumb?

Go on, people. Give Witching a chance!


No I watched the cutscenes. But With Witcher 2, I meant that you had to remember what the signs did from the manual, as in you couldnt open up the menu when choosing to get a description of what they did. It would only show the names. The actual gameplay sucked too. It was just like fable 3 except slower and poorly programmed in terms of how clunky it was to switch. That system is just **** even in fable 3 anyway, Fable 3 I finished on first run through on the hardest mode without any challenge. So I gave up on it because it sucked and took witcher 2 back.

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Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:29 pm
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You hated on GW2 the greatest RPG I have ever played which means I should go buy Witcher as well.

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Sun Feb 10, 2013 4:02 pm
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at least get the 1st witcher - its a tough game but its solid

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ruleofbookz wrote:
at least get the 1st witcher - its a tough game but its solid

The first game definately had an impact but I think Im going to wait for the 3rd game to come out.

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Xeper wrote:
You hated on GW2 the greatest RPG I have ever played which means I should go buy Witcher as well.


Like i said Strafing easy mode grind fest. Inb4 butthurt because I don't like GW2 and think its very overrated.

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Sun Feb 10, 2013 6:33 pm
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TooTs wrote:
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You hated on GW2 the greatest RPG I have ever played which means I should go buy Witcher as well.


Like i said Strafing easy mode grind fest. Inb4 butthurt because I don't like GW2 and think its very overrated.

GW2 has more depth and diversity then your Friday Night Gay Gang Bang Bonanza, go back to your cardboard fort Chivilary 10yrs too late nerd fail fest.

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nice edit, the orignal post lacked flavour.

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Sun Feb 10, 2013 9:51 pm
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TooTs wrote:
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You hated on GW2 the greatest RPG I have ever played which means I should go buy Witcher as well.


Like i said Strafing easy mode grind fest. Inb4 butthurt because I don't like GW2 and think its very overrated.


You never got past lvl 5? Damn son, you ****.

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You know what really grinds my gears. Hot chicks with fat chick mates. I have to avoid them, because I don't want to accidentaly lead the fat one on because then I'll have to bail on everything. Lose some fuuuuuuuuuucking weiiiiiiiiiiight ****!

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Mon Feb 11, 2013 2:04 am
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drop hints like say boy its sure great being thin and then stare at them

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Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:18 am
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bieltanman wrote:
drop hints like say boy its sure great being thin and then stare at them


Boy, it sure is great not being a virgin.

O.O *Stare*

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Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:57 am
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kfc zinger

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Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:07 am
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squidassist wrote:
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drop hints like say boy its sure great being thin and then stare at them


Boy, it sure is great not being a virgin.

O.O *Stare*

He obviously doesn't understand how it works. Poor lil fella.


Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:14 am
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He obviously doesn't understand how it works. Poor lil fella.


Just to be clear, are we talking about the **** itself?

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Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:28 am
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He obviously doesn't understand how it works. Poor lil fella.


Just to be clear, are we talking about the **** itself?

Take it how you want, I'm not going to hold back your beautiful mind!


Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:37 am
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Circa wrote:
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He obviously doesn't understand how it works. Poor lil fella.


Just to be clear, are we talking about the **** itself?

Take it how you want, I'm not going to hold back your beautiful mind!


Heh heh heh... I said ****, and you said 'Take it how you want'... Heh heh heh. *Obviously no beautiful mind here*

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Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:38 pm

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My controller works again sort of. The joystick is a bit temperemental, but the buttons are all good again.

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Apparently Budokai 3 is better than budokai tenkaichi 3.

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Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:19 pm
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thats what i was thinking

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So I found my copy of budokai 2. I've tried tenkaichi 3, budokai 2, and budokai 3. All 3 of them **** up the story in the story modes, which really **** me off. I think budokai 3 feels like it has the better story mode setup and fighting though. Budoka 2 is too basic. Tenkaichi 3 is good but.

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