Okay, don't worry about it then, vman.

fun fact; the vman was 2 years old when I first awkardly and hastily inserted my ***** into a ******.
good times, good times.

Can you please spell mum correctly.

It doesn't have to be important to you if you don't want it to. But if the fact you are still vman has something to do with the way you're living your life then you might want to consider changing what you're doing.

It's not a peer pressure thing, it's a "dude, time to get your **** sorted out" thing.

i get why it is its just you guys make it out be be a life and death thing

We want what's best for you, but you are blinded by your long hair in your eyes.

It is be be a life and death thing.

You need to pass on your seed to........

nevermind

i know i but the sex im looking to have dosent involve children

Wot!?!?!?!?!

we arnt using sex for its natural pourpose

Its more important than a life or death thing - If your father hadn't 'succeeded', you wouldnt exist

See how important it is?

If you want little bieltanmans running around you better roll your sleeves up.

V-man its cool, everyone has an Asexual friend. No one will think different of you, just tell your friends. Maybe they are Asexual too.

IM NOT asexual

He rolls up his sleeves every night, but all the little bieltanman's only end up fertilising a pile of kleenex.

NOT EVERY night but often enough

Love a good maz eh, you are getting a bit old tho for just a maz. It's like your ***** has fallen in love with your hand.

omg what's the bet 90% of you "experts" haven't had a rewt in years.

hey imagination counts as a root iff you've actually done it before.

Hey hey ArmedBaboon we are trying to assist Bee here and you question our credentials?

Fine. I live with my Fiancee. Whom you have all seen being grumpy in China.

Tho now she is back from china she knows how to go. Say no more say no more.

When i was the same age as Bee i lived in a share house and when either of my GFs were not around a girl i lived with would share my bed.

Oh, hey, Baboon... I forget, did you see the Chainsword pictures I posted? I put'em up after we found a decent digital camera.

yeah I seen 'em.

Rulez with your outstanding ear for hi-fi I am sure you are slaying the ladies.

Can I just point out you made the thread. Where are your credentials?
I have a 5 month old daughter so i'm in the clear right?

yep that's definitive proof.

$298042234234232. I don't want to work anymore. Cheers boss!

Any of you guys watch Catfish the series?

Maybe that is why he is disminssing all of you ppls efforts to get himself laid. The poor sex doesnt know what sex he wants to be. He probably doesn' want some dude ball deep up him on the vinegar stroke only to decide he wants to be a man

please explain

yeah ok, got it.

entertaining and informative

GA does it all

I wouldn't trust this etymology much further than I could jiz.

More confused than a hobo under house arrest.

Hey I had a root 5 months ago!!

Not really until you have a certificate from jerry springer confirming its yours.

Been over a year for me. Pretty tragic. Last root was a Japanese virgin though, so that must count for something.

sure it was a virgin and not just her eye?

Maybe on saturday I can say last night but atm it was september 2012.

I think that's a tripple "Werd!" score, which means you've still got 7 months up your sleeve before you need to plough anything again.

hahahahahaha

maybe GA ganeral can have a ladies' night? could offer them vouchers for steam or beta keys or something.

are there any ladies on ga general

polle and fatfly.

fatfly is a 40 year old bogan

polle isn't a girl.

lol, didn't someone cyber with he/she?

ahh

grats fatfly

afaik polle pretended to be a girl.

Polle was a pre op tranny eh.

Remember there are no girls on the internet.