Righto you *** muppet. muppets generally have hair, because child types like hair. and muppets. and you're a hairy muppet. i assume you arent chasing children, you arent catholic.
or are you?
number 1: iron your clothes and wash,shave, groom. show you care about yourself, if you cant take pride in yourself, .... **** do i have to spell it out?
number 2: confidence is when you own the moment. being with a chick for a moment is like.. time to own. your current KDR for moments is like you installed BF2 for the first time today. and didnt read the manual. (im a medic. how do i revive you? // girl taps out.)
number 3:contact details - they have lipstick and eyeliner pencils. get them to write it on your $30 shirt. they love that ****. so will you.
number 4: dont **** a ***** or do coke. do drink enough to be confident, even if thats only a shot of beer in your lemonade =) weakling.
number 5: get a car. even if its a 1995 mitsubishwa $200 death trap with octopus straps holding the doors closed, its better than being on the bus, and is an interesting talking point to focus on.
number 6: **** i miss my old account.
number 7:people you know in RL are a gateway to failure. how many movies where the hero picks up did he go out with his 3 best mates who all shave and have styled haircuts and probably use aftershave and let girls write on them with lipstick?
number 8: come out of the closet tom cruise says you need a shower and his legs are going numb.
Why? It's not like he has anything to lose. Except his **** virginity.
Heh, seriously thou, don't **** coke.
_________________ "... And then, a staircase broke my legs. After crawling for 6 hours a magic zombie with X-Ray vision chased me through a door which crushed me and I bled to death."
My advice beets. Is just stop looking for it. Sometimes i think beets doesn't wanna lose his cherry. He either seems to come up with some lame excuse about why he can't do it. Or shoots himself in the foot. If you don't wanna do it beets just don't be a man. Stop being a sheep and live the life the way you wanna
I used to play Magic and V:TES... But I still made time for sex. IE: Any time there was sex, I would instantly put those things away and never mention them.
_________________ "... And then, a staircase broke my legs. After crawling for 6 hours a magic zombie with X-Ray vision chased me through a door which crushed me and I bled to death."
your goal is not to convince her to **** you; your goal is to communicate with another human being. Start with small talk and find something in common to talk about. If it doesn't happen in the first 2 minutes, it probably won't happen - and she is not good enough for you. There is literally millions of women in the world who would do a lot to be your missus. Just talk to her like you would anyone else.
What wrong with falling in love with a ***** with a bus pass? "Good job, good car" - it's their mommas and girlfriends that are the pimps.
After recovering from my spasm last night, I ended up trying this bud they called creeper because it creeps up on you. It crept up for sure. Then we played Cricket 2009 on xbox until 5.30am.
It means that midway through typing his sentence he hit caps to say something to somebody in vent, but was either too lazy to give his post a quick glance or correct the caps spam before hitting the submit button.
ok B-man, I've been following this thread from my phone but cbf logging in to post on my phone because my password is still one of those auto-gen strings and I don't know what it is.
anyway, so you are up to the stage of filling in your profile? what options do you have? is it just a free text field to write some stuff about yourself? Are there specific questions you have to answer?
make sure when u take the pic of yourself that u are going to put up on the site that u take it while in 7-11.
Those lights make everyone look good like superstars
Don't listen to him, BLT. The darker it gets the better you look. Maybe try waiting till 2 am, turning off all the lights, removing the flash function, climbing under the covers of your bed and taking a picture in there?
_________________ "... And then, a staircase broke my legs. After crawling for 6 hours a magic zombie with X-Ray vision chased me through a door which crushed me and I bled to death."
make sure when u take the pic of yourself that u are going to put up on the site that u take it while in 7-11.
Those lights make everyone look good like superstars
Don't listen to him, BLT. The darker it gets the better you look. Maybe try waiting till 2 am, turning off all the lights, removing the flash function, climbing under the covers of your bed and taking a picture in there?
don't listen to him, B-Man. Try not to put up a "seflie" picture of you staring blankly at the camera. Try to get a photo of you having fun with your friends. But don't include any of the friends in the picture otherwise you will be judged on the company you keep.
I've got one of me holding a big *** fish in one hand and a fishing rod in the other. Try to get one of those so the chicks think you can hunt your own food.
I see things! I see them with my eyes! One thing I'll never see, BLT between a woman's thighs!
_________________ "... And then, a staircase broke my legs. After crawling for 6 hours a magic zombie with X-Ray vision chased me through a door which crushed me and I bled to death."
In my defence, I wasn't trying to help... I think it's become fairly obviously that BLT isn't willing to take a single step to resolve the obvious issues here. His only hope is some lonley fat chick with skin issues at a Yogieoh convention.
But, you're right... When you're right, you're right. I'll try and be more helpful.
BLT, don't be affraid to be almost flowery with your online profile. The difference bewteen "Some **** talking like a nancy boy homo" and "A man with the heart of a poet" is confidence... And a grasp of the obvious. Like, don't be an ACTUAL poet!
_________________ "... And then, a staircase broke my legs. After crawling for 6 hours a magic zombie with X-Ray vision chased me through a door which crushed me and I bled to death."
In my defence, I wasn't trying to help... I think it's become fairly obviously that BLT isn't willing to take a single step to resolve the obvious issues here. His only hope is some lonley fat chick with skin issues at a Yogieoh convention.
But, you're right... When you're right, you're right. I'll try and be more helpful.
BLT, don't be affraid to be almost flowery with your online profile. The difference bewteen "Some **** talking like a nancy boy homo" and "A man with the heart of a poet" is confidence... And a grasp of the obvious. Like, don't be an ACTUAL poet!
jeez i told you guys that i dident play yugioh irl its just online
that was awesome. He just dropped like he was already unconcious. and you could see him throttling up the waves trying to show off even when the boat was starting to roll too much. Nob head.
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