Good, online dating is your best non hooker shot at sex considering the social circle you are in atm.

there is nothing wrong with being on welfare when between jobs - its what it is for. You need the $$$ to help you get a new job. Finding a job with the running around town to interviews getting new interview clothes etc is expensive.

BLT is on $1000 a week. He isnt some poor uni student or on the dole. He has the cash he just needs to spend it on the right things. He doesnt need our $$$. He should buy:

Better clothes.
Car.
His appearance: ie. haircut
A sense of style
A sharehouse or apartment (move out of moms)
Booze when out - even if its just one classy drink he can order for himself when buying a drink for a cute girl

Oh and sweaty i dont wear skin products because i dont have red blotchie sweaty oily skin so i dont need to. Now if Bee put up his image and it looked like this:



Then i wouldn't have to recommend skin products but unfortunately Bee doesn't look like mr statham

rabbits wears makeup rabbits wears makeup

btw i rekon he looks like a Toby or Eugene

oh just like job interviews im sure online hookup sites expect u to lie a little when answering questions

sure i used to wear make up when i was dating these girls


but that was some time ago and we are talking skin care products not make up

hmm what should i send to girls something about being new the site can someone write a standard message

@21 I was working 4 days a week for $400 with no car wearing **** clothes.
Good times, good times.

Puncuate yo **** man.

hmm i was on it looking at profiles and i was like dam some hot chicks on here but then i was all like i dont want a gf so i deactivated my account guess i chickend out

HAHA GAY

Maybe start looking for a boyfriend?

I just irl face palmed,what the **** is wrong with you?

dare to be different, even weird. Most people will hate you for it because they are insecure snobs, but the girls love it and take notice. No fear.

When you're out, it's good you don't get sloshed, but don't be one of those dweebs standing around, drink in hand, pretending you're having a conversation, so afraid of doing something wrong. It's **** weak.

i was like i dont want some ***** telling me what to do and making me spend my money on stuff i dont want to

You've said you don't want a one night stand, you've said you don't want a prostitute, you've said you don't want a girlfriend. So what the **** do you want? Are you asexual?

wait i do want a one night stand but you are right about the rest

I'm no stud that gets laid all the time and I can't tell you how to but the way you're going you won't ever get laid because you don't wont too.

when did i say that

bieltanman - Hey ***** wanna ****?
Girl - Ok
bieltanman - Are you miss universe?
Girl - No, I came second though.
bieltanman - Get the **** out *****!
Girl - Why are you so mean to me?
bieltanman - I am saving myself for Miss Universe, and you are not Miss Universe.
Girl - But you are so sexy I must have you.
bieltanman - ***** you **** touch me and I'll call the police for sexual assault.

Later that night, she killed herself and bieltanman is still forever alone.

Obviously a fake quote, made way to much sense.

He didnt say that.

He's been saying it all along

Bieltanman
His name is Bieltanman.

some say he has a personality that is a pussy repellent, all we know is that his name is the bieltanman.

Just remember that it's all in your head.

Bee get a clue - of course the girls profile on an online date site is going to say "looking for a nice relationship". Because if they dont say that its "im a **** looking just looking for ****". They might be a **** just looking for **** but girls dont usually talk that way.

As u havent been in a relationship then you cantr say "dont want a gf telling me blah blah blah" how do you know what your GF would say or do if you have never had one?

mummy issues?

ive seen my dad been bossed around

Did he beat you?

Atleast your dad got pussy.

What if tanman is a product of IVF?

Maybe that's the problem, tanmans father never had sex and passed on the no sex gene.
Please beiltanman never **** into a jar your children deserve better.

i guess its cus that girl hurt me bad so dont want to be with girls subcounciously or im just a big chicken

^ lol classic excuse.

yer it is such a big copout

I think this is a great idea, and I'd be inclined to get involved if not for his aversion to prostitutes, and the fact that he doesn't drink when he goes out.


You wouldn't want free sex from a woman who, due to her job, is likely going to be at least moderately attractive, and whose livelihood depends on her giving you a good time? Are you saving it for marriage? It's a business transaction that involves pleasure, nothing more. It's like getting a massage, only much better. If you're concerned about performance, just get some ****.


Alcohol is a social lubricant. Not drinking when you go out is like going to a theme park to read the Sunday newspaper. You drink to drop your inhibitions, and when they're gone, you can make **** happen and have adventures. That's kind of the whole point of going out.

You're basically sabotaging yourself. Time to man up and get it done, and in your case that's only going to happen if you either drink when you go out, or jump the hurdle by getting a hooker.

+1 for knockshop

There are questions on the site that can help you filter out girls looking for committed relationships.

listen..
Girls hurt ya..
Not cos they want to hurt you but because at your age they are still shopping around.
Somtimes you have to let go.
You have to get back on the horse.

I know you are not dumb enough to get a hooker, thats a cop out.
Just take your time and work on girls that show interest in you.

I personally think you look OK with hair, but I really would give no hair a go.
Worst case scenario is you have to spend 12 months indoors until you have enough hair to tie back into a non afro frizzy head thing.

Honestly, the I love my hair comment said it all to me.
Im not talking about this subject ever again until you decide to cut your hair

The problem isnt that bieltanman is forever alone, around 30 is a pretty standard age when men get serious with relation ships and kids and all that ****, most people under that age new the girl from early teens/preteen days or is just a **** ***** who knocked up a club ****.

The problem here is that he is trying so hard, he has so many excuses to cover up his failings and he looks like serial killer.

I must admit it sounds **** strange that a guy with long hair, non-collared shirt who is sober... is chatting up girls at random, multiple times per night, multiple nights per fortnight. Based on my 3-4 years club/pub experience I would be watching Bieltanman like a hawk and notifying other staff to his presence.

Isn't bltman 25? That **** cray.

im 20 you jerkbender dont think i will be going out this weekend cus i lost a toenail at work and its hard to walk i will re activate my account

Really? I was thinking Patrick.

You are clearly Asexual.
Sad.
You are a mutant blt. ffs

This guy is queer as ****

Yea clearly.
If you don't want a gf go to the Casey's love nest you mutant.
In all honesty tan i think you are so used to pulling your **** you'd be so let down by any female touching it. After ten years of masterbation you get to know what works eh.
I was one of the first guys trying to help you get laid but you are clearly a lost cause.

I don't think he will ever get it in. And I'm not being a ****, it's my genuine opinion. And if in some crazy circumstance he were to, he would probably end up marrying the chick..

na im not a lost cause

I can see him getting taken for all his money to.

For sure. Living a life of being whipped as **** and she would never let him buy a new sword.

yes all the money he has saved up for some future thing that he doesn't need while right now he is 20 and still has no car no gf and is living at moms house

but at least he is a network administrator

Saved up money? The guys about to buy a combi van for $1500 off gumtree.