So, we all want to see the B-man shed those V-plates right? Even more than we wanted to see Squiddy win that chain saw right?

So I reckon the best thing for him to do is join an internet dating site. What I propose is we crowd-source his monthly fees on the proviso he provides daily updates on any "hits" he gets and any dates he goes on.

We can laugh with him and cry with him like our very own Truman Show.

What do these places charge? $30 a month? surely we can all chip in a buck every month for such quality entertainment/noble cause.

Hell if we raise enough there is also another option, but we are going to want a hidden camera if we go down that road...

I reckon we should all give farmy 5 bucks each to dress up as a chick. Beets wont know. If beets ask whats the dangly bit hanging between his legs. All farmy has to say is, it is his **** or something.

nah he's got the internet. he'd have seen stuff.

Plentyoffish.com, I believe its free. Had a few work mates hitting it up.
Putting money towards blt to get him layed is like taking part of some dodgy Nigerian pyramid scheme.

I'm in, on one condition...

... I had to supply pictures of the Chainsword. Shouldn't BLT have to provide us pictures of him, at long last, dripping his meat rod? Fair's fair!

... Seriously though, I'll help! I still think we should sign him up to shagagamer.com. It sounds like he'd be shagged faster.

surely shagagamer is going to be 99.999% fat male nerds? Any gamer chick who is active in the gaming community is already going to have a posse of male "friends" following her around.

Days of GameArena

as the brown clothed, skin product wearing rabbits would say

do not want

Sure, more then likley, I just thought it might be easier to get his end away with a site devoted to the idea of getting laid, rather than trying to establish a long term, meaningful relationship, which could take us months or even years before he finds "The right one" and ends up sewing his oats.

I'm not going to invest in this. Would be money down the drain. It would be better off investing in a proactive monthly plan or something.

We could cut out the middle man and just buy him a hooker. There are brothels that advertise online... I've even found some VERY dodgey adds in the local paper here. We could get one delivered!

"VYO" they say. We figured out it was Visit You Only.

i dont want a hooker

More like you don't want pussy. You heading out on the town tonight tan?

That's fine. I say we get home a hooker who doesn't mind a little role playing, get her to pretend to have broken down outside his house and needs a phone... And she's sooooo greatful for allll his help that she just h...

... Hey, BLT man! We're talking ABOUT you, not TOO you! Stop reading this!!

Anyway, she...


I said STOP reading this, BLT! Everyone else can see what the hooker is doing too you right here.

all the money on earth wont get beiltan laid. Perhaps we should all convert to latvian orthodox and prey.

What?... Like, stalk him, hunt him down and feast on his flesh while wearing those long robes??

no probs not got no one to go out with need to do arms aswell

Need to do a lot more than arms.

its one bodypart per day

Gf is going away tan, i'd invite you over but you don't drink.

i do drink but not when i go out i dont want to waste cash on it when out and i have to ride my bike home and its not fun drunk

Ever thought that might be the big stumbling block to you getting laid?

But he loves to waste cash on swords.

I'd chip in a few bucks but only if he cuts his hair.

go find a suitable dating site B-man.

also, think of gamearena as your coach. You're a young man with good potential but that potential is raw; like a young footballer who's got the size, speed and strength but has never done any proper training to learn the right techniques. Gamearena is here to teach you.

http://www.pof.com/

It's free.

If you wanna help him out why not buy him a pack of condoms so he atleast knows how to put them on.

I think I can afford to support that.

Okcupid.com is pretty damn good, and free too

Whenever I travel I usually activate my profile & update location and see if I get any bites

I suggest B-man create a profile and we can critique it and then help him write introductions

Also after he answers some personality questions, I would be curious which lucky ladies get a >80% match to him

Edit: B-man, give us a few good pics and I'm sure some of the guys here will be happy to make a profile for you

Nothing to lose

Anyone good with photoshop?

i gotta take some pics first

start working up a profile and we will help edit it to maximise your potential.

I don't have any money because I'm a poor guy with no job who refuses to receive tax payers money. I can referee BLT from the sidelines though because I live in Perth.

get government $$ trust me its worth it

Think of it this way.

Every dollar you get from the government, is a dollar some stingy aboriginal doesn't get.

I'm happy to donate a gamearena shirt.

not to mention the fact that you worked hard and payed taxes up until now, if anybody should be entitled to it it's people in ur situation

Squidassist apparently has a way with the online ladies.

Just give him your FB account or what ever for a week or two.

what should my username be

got it poonslayer69

oh dear.

What about, English Surprise.

i dident write that jk jk should i use my real name

Nah,
'English Surprise' is good.

Cos then when Squid hands over the facebook reigns you can say....

Just do Your first name and the initial of your second name. Make it simple. Don't have like xXxBLTSWAGNOSCOPERxXx

i think that is better

I would go first name and age. your age is going to work in your favour, because most of the dudes on there are going to be in their 30's at least. All the young chicks will check out your profile and the old cougars as well.

So something like Steve_19. I assume your name is Steve, you look like a Steve.

alright

Hahahaha. I think he's more of a Jack, or John. Seems more like a one syllable name kind of guy.

im making it now these questions might ruin my chances