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Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:35 am
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omg i **** it up

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Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:36 am

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squidassist wrote:
I made love to an Asian girl once. I felt like she was suspicious of me the whole time... Allllwwaaayysss squinting at me... Allllwwaaayyyssss peering!

Hahahahaha. I actually thought this guy in a nightclub was angry at me and wanted to fight me for similar reasons. Then my mate pointed out he was asian. I was like "Oh... ****"

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Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:43 pm
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Tyoson wrote:
Hahahahaha. I actually thought this guy in a nightclub was angry at me and wanted to fight me for similar reasons. Then my mate pointed out he was asian. I was like "Oh... ****"


I don't get it... were you scared because you knew it would be 6 on 1?

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I'm not scared of fights, I'd just rather not have the criminal record and broken knuckles/wrists.

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Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:58 pm
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Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:35 pm
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na ^%$#, you can't just do that from halfway across the page

Joaby ban him

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Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:08 pm
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Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:09 pm
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**** you think it's funny but it's **** not

**** online bullying Julia Gilllard **** you **** up **** ****

**** you

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Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:12 pm
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Bill.From.Finance wrote:
the concept of being an ex-fatty, and suddenly having such high standards.....

It's a bit hypocritical isn't it? Reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld..



edit; except the part where he has sex..


Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:18 pm
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SweatyGremlins the II wrote:
omg i **** it up


they're gunna kill that poor girl, man.

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Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:30 pm
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ArmedBaboon wrote:
this is a great thread. having really high standards is probably a symptom of being a bit scared of rewting. You are scared to go through the whole process so you make your standards impossibly high and sabotage yourself from teh start.

You just need to get a bit more confidence. Like I said, you've got to be on the look out at all times. believe it or not, there are millions of girls looking for a bf out there. they are all around you. Youve just got to start focusing on getting one. make it your primary focus at all times and start taking actions. start talking to lots of girls and if the conversation goes well, just say, "would you be interested in going on a date". even the girl at the checkouts...

or you could always try internet dating. You would stand out like a male model at a lan party compared to all the fat old bald losers that would fill those sites.

yer i think your sort of right i thought about online dating then i was like no way but one of my friends does it

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bieltanman wrote:
yer i think your sort of right i thought about online dating then i was like no way but one of my friends does it


I have had some VERY fine women I met online... VERY fine. Some of them, I would say, were well out of my depth. There was this German chick, oh my GOD! And she was into EVERYTHING! She was... Just... Yeah, anyway.

The thing is, once you've drawn a womans attention online, spoken to her, befriended her, talked about things most intimate, and even done some dirty talk via text and voice, many of them turn out to be more than willing to take someone who would normally be a big pass for them because they are actually charmed and drawn in by your voice, imagination, creativity, wit and charisma. You know how women always lie to your face and say 'looks don't matter'? It's more true once they are seduced before even meeting you.

When it comes to beautifully worded, flowery, seductive creativity, charisma and charm, you're still plumb outta luck, BLT. Looking at what you write here on these forums, any woman you met online would need to have been struck by a second baby via a sling shot at birth to give anything you've written the time of day. Think you could take a moment to put some effort into something you wrote to a lady? ;)

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Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:10 pm
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i guess i could put more effort into typing

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Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:15 pm
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it might be helpful, well unless your on ethanol, in which case your excused

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Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:23 pm
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why would i be on ethanol

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Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:25 pm
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im not sure why would you be on ethanol? I'm thinking either a hard day at the office or as a compliment to your garlic snack addiction

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Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:36 pm
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bieltanman wrote:
i guess i could put more effort into typing


I think you'll find a browser that does autocorrect would do wonders for you mate. or just type stuff into word/outlook, correct the incorrect words and copy it into the browser before pressing send.

at the very least do it for us b-man. This whole forum is emotionally involved in you getting your end in. If you sign up for online dating and provide daily updates, you'd have a bigger audience than the Oprah interview with Lance Armstrong. I'm sure you could even crowd source the dating site fees.

I/we can help you with your profile wording as well.

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Thu Jan 17, 2013 5:03 pm
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im not sure i would go for online dating i just find it strange

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Thu Jan 17, 2013 5:11 pm
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To each his own, but I promise you that women go a little weak at the knees when they are made to wait to even hear your voice once they are already wild for you. They LOVE mystery, adventure and the tease of having to wait.

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Thu Jan 17, 2013 5:12 pm
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bieltanman wrote:
im not sure i would go for online dating i just find it strange


Youre basing this on all the offline dating you have done?

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Thu Jan 17, 2013 5:15 pm
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na my old housemate use to do it and she was a dumb ***** that is partly why

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Thu Jan 17, 2013 5:20 pm

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I've always been curious to give it a go, even just for a muck around, but then I think they all try to charge you money and it's like "nah, **** that"

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Thu Jan 17, 2013 5:26 pm
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i think there are free ones

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Thu Jan 17, 2013 5:31 pm
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ive only met one girl in RL that i met online 1st - we were both in melbourne so arranged to meet at a nice little bar went to some other nice bars chatting and getting along a few drinks. She was a russian girl a little crazy but good looking so we ended up in my bed and after that repeating that night a few other nights too

it was a positive experience for a bit of fun so dont be put off from at least trying it

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unless i was in a job or place where i didn't get to meet women probably wouldn't bother, but then again there's probably normal peopel who use it i dunno

then again i imagine

"Hi my name is Carol! I like music, friends, 'get togethers', and a carefree good-time!"

"hhy Carl my naem is bietalnman i want ta haev caerfree time wiht ur frends i sneek in there picturs"

"Oh no you sound like a creep!"

"fak you robot face cant, do u even lift? fat you not even wrth my time, i'm netwrk admnstratr"

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bieltanman wrote:
na my old housemate use to do it and she was a dumb ***** that is partly why


Dumb ***** that's getting plugged mind you.

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Thu Jan 17, 2013 5:41 pm
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Try plentyoffish, it's free, plenty of chicks use it , just don't expect the pictures to match the irl appearance every time.

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Thu Jan 17, 2013 6:00 pm
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have you used it

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Thu Jan 17, 2013 6:24 pm

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SweatyGremlins the II wrote:
unless i was in a job or place where i didn't get to meet women probably wouldn't bother, but then again there's probably normal peopel who use it i dunno

then again i imagine

"Hi my name is Carol! I like music, friends, 'get togethers', and a carefree good-time!"

"hhy Carl my naem is bietalnman i want ta haev caerfree time wiht ur frends i sneek in there picturs"

"Oh no you sound like a creep!"

"fak you robot face cant, do u even lift? fat you not even wrth my time, i'm netwrk admnstratr"

Hahahahahahahahahahhaha. I lost my **** reading this.

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Thu Jan 17, 2013 6:37 pm
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beiltanman wrote:
have you used it

I have, with mixed results, some with meetings, a few interesting dates, some with sex, none with lasting relationships.
Just try it, dude it can't hurt.

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Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:03 pm
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What about that shagagamer.com page? You're a gamer, right? You want to shag, right? It kinda sounds like it was made for you!

I spose it's too good to be true. Prolly a scam. Chicks are all pictures pulled offline, or guys...

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Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:05 pm
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Plays a few facebook games

calls herself a gamer

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Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:31 pm
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When I used face book I used to play texas hold'em , I got banned for refusing to change my profile pic,
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Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:38 pm
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U fight comrade ok?

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Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:47 pm
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he like to crack mens skull like walnut between thigh

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Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:52 am
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he like man crack

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