I hope you're taking the ****. Sauvignon blanc is a variety of grape, cultivated in a dozen different countries, producing wines under countless labels. It's one of the most popular types of wines on the global market. I'm not a big fan of wine, but if you genuinely thought that sauvignon blanc was a single brand of wine, and that they were plugging it in the video, my mind boggles at the gargantuan level of **** that you just put on display.
You're a ****' legend mate.
_________________ "Judging by the trajectory of the moon and the sun probably at the bottom of the ocean"
i dident write that its from carl sagens book pale blue dot which i was reading lastnight
Wait, wait wait wait... Hang on here.
BLTman can READ?? How does it come to pass that a man which can scarce string together letter to makes words without tripping over his own bottom lip and vast, slopped forehead and dragging knuckles can pick up a book and understand the words presented in it?? How can you honestly claim to have read a book when you refuse to even use a capital letter when you start a new line of text... Or when even speak about yourself!?
I've always assumed you were a lower life form of some kind. Not because you type like you were smacking your **** against the keys while rubbing grease into your eye socket and seeing what kind of fruit you can fit in it, but just because you always call yourself "i" rather than "I"?...
_________________ "... And then, a staircase broke my legs. After crawling for 6 hours a magic zombie with X-Ray vision chased me through a door which crushed me and I bled to death."
I traveled the internet son.... I traveled the internet. In the name of the Blood Angels.
For the Golden Throne?
_________________ "... And then, a staircase broke my legs. After crawling for 6 hours a magic zombie with X-Ray vision chased me through a door which crushed me and I bled to death."
i dident write that its from carl sagens book pale blue dot which i was reading lastnight
Wait, wait wait wait... Hang on here.
BLTman can READ?? How does it come to pass that a man which can scarce string together letter to makes words without tripping over his own bottom lip and vast, slopped forehead and dragging knuckles can pick up a book and understand the words presented in it?? How can you honestly claim to have read a book when you refuse to even use a capital letter when you start a new line of text... Or when even speak about yourself!?
I've always assumed you were a lower life form of some kind. Not because you type like you were smacking your **** against the keys while rubbing grease into your eye socket and seeing what kind of fruit you can fit in it, but just because you always call yourself "i" rather than "I"?...
why would you assume i was a lower from of life maby you are a lower form of life who knows but all life atm is pritty much equal in there own way. i enjoy reading at night its calming and it helps me get to sleep
I've always assumed you were a lower life form of some kind. Not because you type like you were smacking your **** against the keys while rubbing grease into your eye socket and seeing what kind of fruit you can fit in it, but just because you always call yourself "i" rather than "I"?...
"I"... I dunno about you, mate, but I DESERVE my capital "I"! I'm a real man who has worked hard through life to earn his capital "I". I even demand a capital letter at the start of my name... "Nic"!
Yyyeeaaahhh... Sounds nice. Say it out loud. Nic... Mmmm. Say my name, B.L.T man! You should call yourself "I" as well, and demand others prounce your name with a capital letter. Don't let them call you bltman, say "No! It's prounced B.L.TMan!! Say it again!".
PS: Don't tell them it's Eldar related, else they'll think you're a frail space elf.
_________________ "... And then, a staircase broke my legs. After crawling for 6 hours a magic zombie with X-Ray vision chased me through a door which crushed me and I bled to death."
Ppfttt. "Mighty Avatar". The Eldar don't have mighty Avatars... They have obfuscated snipers that kill tank crews in a single shot, but nothing 'mighty'. That's why they are a dying race.
_________________ "... And then, a staircase broke my legs. After crawling for 6 hours a magic zombie with X-Ray vision chased me through a door which crushed me and I bled to death."
Ppfttt. "Mighty Avatar". The Eldar don't have mighty Avatars... They have obfuscated snipers that kill tank crews in a single shot, but nothing 'mighty'. That's why they are a dying race.
I am not kidding... No, sir, when it comes to prancing, lady space elves who dress like intergalatic clowns, I am not kidding when I look you in the eye (socket) and say: "This is the gayest army in the history of man kind. You are gay for playing them. Everything about this current situation points to a great deal of anal fisting."... And I have no qualms about looking my homosexual friends in the eyes and saying: "I know you're gay, but this army of mincing, pointy eared alien *** are the BAD kind of gay"... And I live safe in the knowledge that they would agree with me.
_________________ "... And then, a staircase broke my legs. After crawling for 6 hours a magic zombie with X-Ray vision chased me through a door which crushed me and I bled to death."
IT IS A NEAR MISS, AS IN THE MISS WAS NEAR THE TARGET FFS IT ISN'T THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND.
no it should be near hit as in it nearly hit the targer near miss implys that it nearly missed the target mean it hit it but it just hit it
I know you were trying to make a joke, and I'm sure it's funny when Carl Sagan says it, but it's just plain wrong. The failure is on the part of the person who fails to understand the subtle changes that the language always undergoes. For example, we now say: "You're" instead of "You are"... And we now say "Near miss" rather then "It was a miss which was very near to the target".
Under no circumstances should it be a 'near hit'. In the context it's used that's never right. IE: "It was near, but it was a miss" can't be replaced with "It was near, but it was a hit". It would need to be 'nearly a hit'.
_________________ "... And then, a staircase broke my legs. After crawling for 6 hours a magic zombie with X-Ray vision chased me through a door which crushed me and I bled to death."
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_________________ "... And then, a staircase broke my legs. After crawling for 6 hours a magic zombie with X-Ray vision chased me through a door which crushed me and I bled to death."
but it would make more sence to say near hit cus it means oh **** that nearly hit me it sounds better rather saying that arrow nearly missed me wait what
but it would make more sence to say near hit cus it means oh **** that nearly hit me it sounds better rather saying that arrow nearly missed me wait what
You retard, you keep saying nearly, nearly isn't the word. IT IS NEAR, as in a position. The miss holds position near the target.
I was going to try to explain it to him too, Farmy. But then I thought it through and came to the conclusion that he couldn't wrap his potato-esque brain around the concept so instead I called him an idiot or some ****.
but it would make more sence to say near hit cus it means oh **** that nearly hit me it sounds better rather saying that arrow nearly missed me wait what
You retard, you keep saying nearly, nearly isn't the word. IT IS NEAR, as in a position. The miss holds position near the target.
Under no circumstances should it be a 'near hit'. In the context it's used that's never right. IE: "It was near, but it was a miss" can't be replaced with "It was near, but it was a hit". It would need to be 'nearly a hit'.
Sagan was likely trying to make a point using a bit of wordplay that otherwise isn't correct outside of that context. Either something nearly hits, or it's a near miss. You're wrong.
Are you maybe confusing George Carlin and Carl Sagan??
_________________ "... And then, a staircase broke my legs. After crawling for 6 hours a magic zombie with X-Ray vision chased me through a door which crushed me and I bled to death."
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