Entertain me

i don no why wuf bleives in god is is just so ilogcical athiesm it mas afect us a bad vidoe gam

I takl to a gurl at pub and she waz borin shee was nt showin exprresion on her face, is not cause im a sad kent.

i love mass effect i think its the best game triligoy
and i hope to see robot girl again im not done with her

and is that really the dalek dident the other guy that use to play sniper heaps on bc2 have that sig and ****

ASKED THIS girl out on monday ofer facebook that i met on the weekend turns out she was "seeing someone"

bieltanman what are you on about you bloody window licker?

You need puncuation beets dont be lazy chicks dont like lazy you can bebettercuz

lol Nirvesta this is all part of the ongoing saga " getting bieltanman laid". Days of our lives is a kiddy show in comparison.

I can guarantee you that I am the same Dalek from Bad Company 2.

Although I go by the name Th3Dalek in BF3.

Truest of stories.

Oh alright, so what are we up against Bielt?

Bieltanman the best way to get laid is to swoon her with your naked body.

Coming from a person who has never been with a women and with no intent too...

Oh.

If I see you on BF3 Dalek I always ask "thedalek of GameArena fame?".

I vaguely remember raping you with mah jet one day, and I said "is that Dalek from GA?" but got no answer.

Rude ****.

Where do you blokes play?

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"i rilly liek yu and thnk you smeel preaty wil u goo out wiv meee"

Can't possibly imagine why she wouldn't be interested.

must be some uptight scuz

pay day im balllen hard gonna buy some useless ****

buy me something special

i just bought this for no reason
http://www.coldsteel.com/Product/88NS/1 ... SABER.aspx

You should have waited a few more paydays and bought a decent katana. If you're going to end up in a swordfight, or the zombie apocalypse comes, nothing beats a katana.

Will lol if customs confiscate it.

i bought it cus i like the style of it its still a very good blade but nothing beets the katana i think it would fare good against zombies its quite hevey and has a good slash

i bought it of a guy in aus hes importing it from usa for 10$ cheaper lol hes sold 4 others its gonna take like a month to get to me

Tanman you had a hair cut and a shave yet? That would be the first step I'd take if I was you and looking for a self respecting female.
The only pussy you'll get with that mop will be some nearly passed out 100kg **** in the back corner of Durty Nelly's. Or an Asian exchange student at some uni party that thinks she's getting the complete Australian experience.

i shaved and i tie it back some girls play with my pony tail

YOU'RE IN!

the virgin express is now leaving the station?

i like wearing it back it makes my traps look way bigger

Sorry Cherocha, I didn't mean to cause you offense. If it makes you feel better, I always think of you and wonder what you're up to. Your wisdom and intelligence always gives me the aspiration to try harder.



And now you know!

Shameless double post.

That's a quality sabre. Although I don't think you ride horses. I would love to buy myself a sabre.

i got paid and i wanted one there not just ffor horses dont you have a job

tell the truth, you are getting it to remove neck beard aren't you

Good investment. Is the blade blunt or sharp??

i think it comes sharp

I do have a job. I might actually buy one right now with the 10'000+ dollars I have saved from my overly high paying job for a 1st year uni student.

get one then we can fight

get one then we can fight and protect our virginitys together

Isn't that illegal?

im not sure

This is why we cant have nice things in Australia.

inc b4 starscream emotional break down

He needs a permit to buy and own a sword, if he doesnt the police take it.

^uh oh tanman..

LOL

In Queensland you can legally own that particular Sabre without the need for licencing or registration. Still, I wouldn't be carrying it out in public.

you should, don't forget to take off your shirt and shoes first though.