Tough titties for the bananna benders no chainsaw massacres for you.

It's just until February, they delayed some of the legislation for admin reasons.

hey sweet, didn't realize it was happening

everybody was raging ages ago but silent over this :\

that means GTAV prostitutes Zaraq

Oh! hahaha i was confused for a minute you mean Queensland, yes of course just delayed for whatever no r18+ games for Queensland and that's ok no one plays games in Queensland any way.

Gives me motivation to start developing a rape simulator. That would sell like hot cakes.

most of the 18+ are childish and derainged any way.

no. You haven't lived fatfly until you suffocated someone with a plastic bag in a video game.

All i care about is that now we will not suffer the humiliation of those fusty jibes from NZ the last time a game was banned here those fcn A holes couldn't shut the fc up.

Yay and its not just the ban thing but also game devs wont have to make aust games retarded to get under the m15.

Remember L4D2? The "no gore/ dead bodies" thing was god awful and while most got around it with tweaks it was annoying

Made it run at a higher fps but.

That was the point that I went, yes we need an R18 rating for games in australia. That ruined l4d2 for me.

We banned a game? Really? lolol.

Don't be mad, you're a big boy now! The federal government says so!

Kill your prostitute so you don't have to pay her.

Mortal Kombat 9 was banned and it is with out a doubt the greatest fighting game I have ever played. The only reason I didnt miss such a mile stone in gaming is because I had the opportunity to import a region free copy of the game from play-asia.

Homefront should be 118+.

but no one will ever live to play it.

Oh what a shame that would be...

Your rig would have had to have been pretty **** to not be able to run L4D2 on all settings maxed with smooth fps.

Also it was easy to get an uncensored copy. They even have an unofficial patch thingy for it now.

i don't think it worked online though, i didn't buy the game out of principleness though so dunno

Killing Floor is betta

Depending on how you did it, the full gore version of L4D2 works just fine online. Go grab it, Sweaty. We can hump heads together. Just remember that the Spitter acid does MORE damage if the Survivor moves into it from outside, rather then starting off inside the acid... *Rambles*

Why do you care about what ppl in nz say? The country is a major **** hole with a major hard on about Aus. I liked how they were in front of us for a lil while in the medal count during the london olympics. They were all like .Eh bro you losing. we are great bro. us being ahead in the medal count means we are better than you in everyway." Then they went back to the normal position of lagging behind us. And they was like. " hey bro its only sport we dont care about sport."
An we were like. " nah too late now sheep ****."

L4D2 is a **** game. I wish ppl would stop blaming the ratings crap for a **** game.

Next big release for AUS "Alf stewarts rape dungeon".
It's about time ya **** poofter ****.

Lols I know you're talking about Alf from Home and Away but can't help but think with that comment:

... Poor wulfgang...

Yeah wolf mate you lost a chromosome or something?

mcfly reminds you of rape dungeons?

Only before McFly got Parkinsons.

^lol that fcn a hole mcfly was the worst grammar nazi he used to sit on his fcn perch like vulture and then pounce like a cat on poor mice's.

It's a fantastic game when you play versus. Just had an awesome match with squiddy. Aside from when one of his friends started sucking on a lemon right at the end!

What is funny is all the New Zealand scum that flee to Australia for a better life.

True. Need to fit them with citronella spray collars so that whenever they mispronounce vowels it unleashes citrus'y hell.

Kreese played a trick on me with the lemon party surprise which was instigated by cheroca i think he claimed he had won first prize in a competition(or was it shifty?) i fell hook line and sinker much to their great hilarity.

I thought,well don't worry about that,the good old days.

*Hangs his head in shame* Oh man. Cherocha has beaten me 2 nill so far in L4D! All those hours... All that learning... FOR NAUGHT!!

Yeah, Slashee, ohhhboy and Joe were pretty miffed. We saw that Shorty was a script hacker but I convinced them to keep playing and not make a big deal out of it.

"We're winning." I said. "And it'll be a moral victory to beat a hacker without ***** and moaning like children. Just keep playing."

"It's just one guy." I said. "We know Mel, and I know Cherocha. They are good people, they don't like hackers either. Just keep playing..."

And then, when we lost in the last round? Oh man! My name was mud! LOL.

Hey. HEY!

No.

3 and 0. Always feels like the same game... Whatever team I'm on leads through the whole game, and then dies in a horrid mess on the last level and our 200 point lead means NOTHING!

DOM DOM DOM!

Son of a...

Yeah I don't know who shorty was, just a random on our team that game, but I didn't really see anything untoward. I usually play with foobar and pie. You guys gave us a run for our money though. Gotta give melchiah props for being a frigging bunt god. I honestly have no idea how people time it so well. In 800 or 900 hours or whatever, I still haven't figured out the correct timing, and spamming melee only works a quarter of the time, yet I see players that will bunt you every single time.


Do you just regularly bash your head against the wall in an attempt to remain as vague and nonsensical as possible with your posts? Nobody knows who shifty is. It's an in-joke between you, yourself, and zaraq, and everybody else is thinking "did somebody spike this spastic's drink with methanol?".

Johnson and I entered the comp, and we would have won too, if not for the people running it disqualifying us after they realised we were taking the ****.

Yeah, don't get me started! You prolly know this already, but the hit box of targets in L4D2 is, in reality, slightly ahead of the animated target itself, which means Bunting a hunter, a Jockey or getting a charge on a person running across your path is a matter of aiming to hit BEFORE the person is on you and accounting for LERP and Ping! It's a nightmare!!... Sometimes I'll swing early and think: "**** that up. Brace for Hunter action"... Only to connect just fine. Othertimes I'll see the but of a gun pass right through a Jockey and think: "SCIENCE!"

Maybe he means Shiftydingo, he is an actual real person, but somehow I doubt it.

Nah he's talking about this shiftymcjit, a guy who made 300 posts in the bf1942 forum a few years ago, as if anybody here is supposed to know what the **** he's on about.

I liked shifty and huey they were entertaining perhaps you could take a leaf out of their book pull the bung out of you're **** and do the same.

This stodgy old man routine is becoming tiresome.