The resolution:

Go to America.

This thread is full of win







dex.

what the heck zaraq

I dont ordinarily click on threads, but when i do it's the thread isn't about gaming.



most of the time anyway

I'd rather stack Win


Str.

Well i had thought new years resolutions but i guess i should have spelled it out.
On a brighter note i am making some black garlic.

what is black garlic

Its supposed to be some sort of wonder fix for what ails ya,you take about 100 cloves of garlic cut them up and put them in a jar and cover with ethanol which is not readily available from the supermarket oddly so water will do then you store them at room temperature for 20 mths.

Then before you shovel them down yer gob go see a Dr or check on line about the dosage.

This post is for information purposes only this experiment should only be undertaken by trained specialists,do not try this at home the end product may cause cataleptic vamperism.

why are you doing this zaraq

I don't know i was just born this way,or why black garlic?i guess it beats pickled goats eyes! i don't think i could cope getting up in the morning being stared down by bottles of goats eyes.

I too could not cope with goats eyes staring at me. I know a guy who looks like a goat. I call him kid, but I don't think he has realised yet.

I'd suggest that, if you soaked your garlic in ethanol for 20 months and then ate it, the reason they would call it "Black Garlic" would be the number of deaths it caused.

why just last middle ages we had a few cases

I can't imagine what it must be like being ordinary,probably just like some joe ordinary whose thoughts only extend to breakfast and dinner.

What a delirium of tediousness a dull drab unimaginative existence i guess if i play the fool often enough i might bring a small amount of enjoyment to his other wise drab countenance.

what's that gif from chero it looks familiar

Dunno Geormie, it's David Cross.


Jailbait.

The prisons are over-flowing.

Worth it.

I wouldn't ask, and dead girls don't tell.

I would keep her around in my Basement for further use until she became ugly.

Why am i surrounded by cranberry sucking plonkers?

4.66% ethanol is in beer and ohhhhhhhh my god were all going to die.

I'd **** destroy her

After many months of hard work Zaraq has finally been captured.

Once upon a time in the city on new years eve every one would gather out the front of the mayors office and their would be a band and food and a wonderful atmosphere of a community coming together united as a homogenous group all waiting to welcome in the new year.

Sadly the government got sucked in by the hype and believes that the big deal is fire works and not the gathering together of people.

So they attempted to parody the awesome Sydney harbor bridge effort and now its just a pathetic cracker display and not a very good one, when the count down around the world is on the tele it is New York, Sydney ,Melbourne ................ Perth and so on.
Our rat fanged Government are so cheap they think a few sparklers = a wonderful effort.

You didn't say you were soaking your Garlic in beer, you said you were soaking it in Ethanol... Why don't you go ahead and find a nice big glass of ethanol and have a long swig, tell me how you go?

squidassist this sort of nonsense is usually the preserve of wulfgang it seems by some strange osmosis you have contracted his disease.

So just to put your troubled mind at ease ethanol is simply pure alcohol as James bong would say shaken not stirred when he is downing his ethanol martinis.

There used to be thousands of people hanging around the clock tower at scarborough. But then someone discovered the link between large drunken crowds and random acts of violence. Now at 11:59 at scabby beach there'll be 50 people, 80 cops, and about a million drunken pomes lining up outside the only pub just so they can feel like they are not alone at new year's, or they've successfully chubby chased and are proving how tough they are by charging head-long into shark infested dumpers, or they've been bashed out front of my house as they make their way back to the backpacker lodge, by someone who may or may not have been wearing a dressing gown, for no other reason than bing a loud, obnoxious pome drunk. **** pomes.

Pommies love a good biff.

I was walking back to the car with the missus after the Syney fireworks a few years ago. We were chatting with a fairly pleasant english chap with a massive crowd streaming down the main road when a brawl broke out 20 meters in front of us. Whilst I was guiding my wife around the commotion this guy just said "excuse me ladies", launched himself into the fight and starting swinging.

Getting hit on the head with a soccer ball from a young age has to be having a detrimental effect.

Nothing about ethanol but it sounds nice.
Have you tried it Mr Z.


http://blackgarlic.com/how-its-made


Edit: this the only place in Australia to get it

http://www.oliveria.com.au/aboutContacts.aspx

This looks like it would be right up your alley bookz.
Consider it an olive branch.
Im feeling alot better now. sorry for being such a *****.

no, its the alcohol abuse from a young age.

If you talk to some of the younger British crowd the ones going on 21 they have either been stabbed or viciously assaulted when out on the town in their own country. There was this young lad who was a friend of this English chap I was friends with, his parents sent him over to Australia because his mates back in England were being constantly stabbed and bashed. Australia should give these poor guys permenent Visa's.

Okay, buddy, whatever makes you feel better. You enjoy your glass of Ethanol.

Tony greig is dead,cricket commentary will never be the same.

I heard he had a heart attack in Sydney... Prolly after he saw the scores from the other day. Poor Sirlanka!

No it wont be the same
I loved the 'seth efricen' accent.

http://twinsoulsandsoulmates.yuku.com/topic/9261

the penny just droped.
Anyone turning 12, 24, 36, 48, 60, 72, 84, 96 or 108 after feb 4 next year?
Give it heaps and the rewards will be evident by this time next year.

Are you going to the US Z?

yeah im turning 36 a few years after feb 4th next year.

How many years?
Ireakon you might be a monkey.
1979?

I'm a monkey.
And my Chinese Zodic sign is also one.

yea

That would explain why i like you 2.
You are in my triangle of affinity.

Those crazy chinamen.

http://www.onlinechineseastrology.com/C ... onkey.aspx

this site seems pretty yood.

also explains why i sit out the front and fling poo at people.

But it does NOT explain how I've learnt to use more then simple tools! Mayeb I'm like that gorilla that knows sign languge and had a tickle fight with Robin Williams... Or was that Robin Williams learnt sign language and made love like a gorilla?? Either way, someone hairy was invovled.

Monkeys are kouta, dont you worry about that.