Which wins at Christmas dinner?
Personaly, i like to have roast dinner and have seafood while i get drunk at the bbq later on in the day.

Isn't glazed ham a tradition?

Yeah. I have both ham and roast (chicken n pork.) at Christmas dinner. I tried the whole hipster seafood dinner crap. Wasn't the same. I guess it was the fact there wasn't some chick slaving away in a hot kitchen that ruined it for me... I don't know.

my Christmases usually consist of BBQ prawns plus a gazillion other meats and foods brought by my strangely growing Italian family. Seriously, the Italian stereotype must be true because every year I get more relatives showing up who I have never met. The food is like the only reason I'm willing to tolerate so many of the smelly bastards, they really know how to cook.

Damned Italians, shooting DNA at each other all year round! Lucky for them that pasta and cheese have made me too fat to chase them down and thin them out!

Ham and eggs for breakfast.Baked snapper for lunch. Eat prawns while the roast is cooking on a spit, drink beer.
Seafood is for hipsters dafuq?

How can seafood be hipster... is it because a lot(?) of hipsters are vegetarians and seafood is like, sometimes ok or something?

Fisherman don't look like hipsters to me.

Are you on the dole? Get both.

That is true.
Speaking of fish. I went fishing the other day. Because all i have had the urge for lately is fish cooked on a fire. Nothing special. just chuck the fish on a grill over a open fire . Mhmmmm
Anyway. Caught this beautiful murray cod. It was the perfect length. but it had a massive hook through its mouth already. Up through the roof of its mouth and out just under his eye. It must have been there for a while as the roof of his mouth was a little black and he had a ulcerated lip caused by the hook. It was a little on the skinny side as in didn't weigh as much as it should of for its length. The hook must have been hindering its feeding. Anyway. I couldn;t kill this poor bastard as he seemed such a fighter. And i thought it would have been so cruel to kill it now,. So i took the large hook out and sent him free. I think i am going soft. As i am starting to think ppl who go out roo/pig/ goat shooting and just shoot the animals for the sake of it are ****. If you aren't going to eat it or sell it. Why kill it? Thats what i think anyway.

Fair enough although consider a lot of those animals are pests which interfere with crops/herds etc.

Bean tacos / vegetarian lasagne / salads / baked potatoes that kind of thing

what about my fist vs your face

Freshwater fish are not good table fare, good for you for releasing that cod.
Last years chrissy lunch;

The Murray Cod is semi protected (spawning season is off limits). Carp is the desease of the fresh water. I catch heaps of carp at the Murray, I dont really try and catch Cod. The Euro family loves when I catch a big Carp for them when camping.

nice maky! Can't beat it for eatings.

I don't eat fish unless I see someone pull it out of the water or deep fryer. **** paying $100 per kilo to support the commercial fishing pillage.

My parents are in Europe, Christmas is canceled.

Its not easy to catch fish out of a deep fryer.

They just dont bite, no matter what bait you use.

Cancelled.

you did a cheroba

i'd go with roast and potatoes and sweet potatoes

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Why cook ham when you can have pork, **** idiot.

You just need to reheat ham.
Dumbcunt

**** you retard I eat it cold.

Salvos do a chioice Ham tho AYE.

Ham is bacon and you reheat that, accept for Xeper the Unbannable who is a real man and eats bacon raw.

I'm gonna be in bali so satay sticks. Gonna be as poor as the locals haha.

virgin ****.

Tyoson don't forget to post some holiday snaps.

It's gonna be, like, 40 or some **** on X-mas! I'm going to be eating ice cream in the shower!!

Nice catch nings!

We've got a rip off version of the go pro so we'll be doing heaps of stupid footage.

Iff you end up on death row can i have yer stuff?

Nah, I wanna have it waiting for the prison break.

The place looks friggen tiny you could walk around it in a day watch some puppets have a sleep and come home.

I walk pretty much everywhere, sometimes pay a scooter guy $2 to drive me to somewhere. It's just good for cheap drinking and getting away from Perth haha.

seafood for christmas lunch is like giving presents at easter instead of chocolate eggs. It's an abomination of the natural order of things and people who engage in such behaviour should be shot.

shoot them, then cut out there tongues .

then roll up an oyster with wasabi in the tongue and eat it.
It's hot in Australia in december if you want to eat all that roasted hot food all day then you should **** off to the northern hemisphere.

Christmas is all about tradition, save the seafood for Easter.

Roast duck with a nice sauce and the roast vegies all around it, best Christmas dinner I ever had.

Nah not that much. If at all really.

You must have cooked it wrong.

I'm from North Queensland. Christmas for me is usually spent in 35 degree heat. and there is nothing better than a big hot roast dinner out under the poinciana tree.

Townsville?

We'll probably have a mish of mash Vietnamese rolls, Thai stir fry prawns, Chinese pork dumplings, and black rice pudding. **** the police.

I guess those Vietnamese rolls are meat and veg in rice paper and not bread rolls and i had forgotten about black rice.
My favorite snack of all time is those rice paper rolls such a fresh crunchy morsel.

Thanks cherocha I am feeling inspired.

Too bad the world ends 3 days before xmas.

only for the mayans ainchent, their mountain is gonna stink but they are probably not there on their mountain anymore anyway

Which is the kind of rice you throw in front of Chinese Hopping Vampires so that they have to stop and count it?

hell yeah. the **** hole of the north