I told 12 people to get ****.

Dont worry Tyoson i know 3/10 likes guild wars 2 and hitman 3. so basically he doesnt like any games that require thought or challenge.

I hear 2:22am 02/02/2222 is going to be a big one.

sounds like a plan. party at my place on the day. all the drugs, whores and booze you can handle free of charge.

I highly recommend that you spend money on Chivalry, you will like it TooTs.

I already made my decision after someone with a clue gave me advice.

I hope you actually bought that crap.

Not Yet. centrelink is going to buy it for me on friday. Then I will review it for them on an official Centrelink form in which the research will allow for other people to benefit from.

Look up the word "terrible" and Chivialry is listed as a primary example of that words meaning.

http://www.gamearena.com.au/pc/games/ti ... /index.php

Double the score.. PWnt.

I did rate it 3.1 to be funny. but it doesnt keep the . numbers just rounded down. why is it there if you just cut it off. ffs.

Dont let Centrelink see the game they will revoke your payment status its so **** bad.

BRING ON 13/13/13 NEXT YEAR

they gave me more when i bought guild wars 2, they said "we saw you bought an easy crap game why don't you get something better"

yeah whatever you cynical bastard

WoW loving scrub GW2 is already being pinned up as game of 2012.

Every moron wanted to be a Pandurpen, so to prevent 100% of the game going Alliance, they made the race playable on both sides.

how much that cost em?

Guid Wars 2 is game of 2012.

You two get off each others **** right now. I've had enough. This forum is for real men who play real games now cut it out the both of you!

Let me get this straight,
-you bought guild wars 2
-made a big buff norn male
-removed all it items
-convinced other male norns to remove all their items
-tried to have hot gay sex with asuran engineers and your new found norn boyfriend
-*Error* No such command
-huge **** tantrum, tears of a thousand orphans, burning of villages and so on
-uninstalled guild wars 2
-went back on Second-Life
-had humanoid shaped dog and cat orgies with other fat retarded homos
-cried some more

actually i made the opposite. i made the asuran warrior. ran around with a great sword etc found it too easy because you can just circle strafe and never really get hit. Said "hey this **** too easy to do pve, lets see what the pvp is like, oh look its just a zerg fest no one really has a clue I wont log on"

and that is why I havent logged on for a while or care about such a terrible game. So basically to me your comparing decapitations to mildy zergy multiplayer game play vs zergy wvwvw faceroll piece of over rated crap you could get any 6 year old to master that has someone got game reviewers sucking off

You know what's awesome? Assassin's Creed 2. That game was the **** bomb.

That game was ****. I liked the storyline, and the characters and the acting and the visuals. The gameplay itself was frustrating it had several crashes and the whole games full of bugs. I'd give it a 5/10 and I only recently just about finished it. It won't let me finish completely because I haven't found all 30 codex pages. So now I have to run around the map killing guards who are no challenge to me and picking up pieces of paper. Woo. Most of it's a grind, I couldn't play for longer than hour and a half stints because it was boring. Forced stealth missions were crap and they were common. Being caught by one guy and stabbing him in the face while it fades out to mission failed and nobody else sees me makes no sense.

Plenty of "Protect the AI missions" In which you have to guide complete and total retards who can't fight but enjoy starting fights with every guard you see and then fighting them on bridges when they can't **** swim. Running along buildings when the camera decides it'd be a good time to swing around causing you to jump off a building and die mid mission.

The whole game was frustratingly **** and I only finished it because my mate said to me "There's no way you'll finish that game" when I first launched it.

and the fresh face comes in with a bomb shell - who could of seen it coming not me

golf clap

erm the AC2 was satire u know the redfish

When we hitting it dawg?

bieltanman sits quietly in the corner listening while the chicken explains the difficulty of this event ever happening 13/13/13.

This circle strafing **** is your lame **** attempt at trying to justify why you couldnt enjoy the game while everybody else was. You are one lonely fat 9gag loving ****. Also, Guild Wars has had one of the most robust and balanced PvP systems in the MMO genere, it has owned that title for almost a decade. In WvWvW you have to commit yourself to objectives as a server and community, zerging belongs in more mediocre and dated MMO's such as Warhammer.

Calm down, it was one if the major highlights of this gen consoles, it beats the **** out that over hyped peice of scripted **** Uncharted.

First off, you have said 9gag and mentioned it like 50 times since you started saying it, even said someone else loves it. Clearly its you that does.

2ndly I use the circle strafing method as my argument because it is a fact you can just use this technique and avoid 90% of the damage the game provides.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqN7F0Z95GY

this video shows you an example.

your game is ****, you rage every time I mention it being **** because your such a fanboy and you get so butthurt that some one doesnt like your **** game because its too **** easy.

the pvp sucks so hard. Guild wars is just warhammer dumbed down for retard's that failed at wow and made free because they are usually 12 or just poor nubs with no clue can't afford a real game.

Level 11 human starting zone, melee enemy that focuses on charging attacks, against someone who has been level scaled by 6 levels, therefore also being much stronger than the enemy he is up against.

Not to mention it is a single enemy type, which is designed to be avoidable because it is a champion enemy, much stronger than the player (if they were around the correct level). It is dead obvious that the video is a fail troll attempt.

Not to mention almost every single enemy in the game can outrun the player (Minotaurs included, unless you circle them, for they have a very slow turning arc). Along with many enemies using attacks that launch said enemy at the player from a few feet away, ignoring any turning arc (mainly winged enemies and elementals).

Seriously TooTs, anyone who actually plays GW2 knows you are butthurt. Just **** off.

While I am at it, wow PvP = jump spam + my gear is better than yours.

Toots you were bad at the game and to much of a "insert Cherocha insult here" to enjoy it.

The only issue for me was the very occasional camera angle switch at last minute before a particular sideways wall jump. Everything else was brilliant.

There's 30 codex pages and they're shown on your map. It takes like 5 seconds to dispatch the guards, get the page, and your done, and that was a gripe for you?

Forced stealth missions were great, you'd have to actually act like an assassin, and half the time you could just pop out from some hay or poke your head out from a ledge and pop the guy with your wrist gun before alerting guards.

The AI more than held their own in fights, and I didn't have a single crash or bug, but then I played the PC version way after release. You played it on PS3?

I found every feather, every glyph even with their sometimes ludicrously hard puzzles, upgraded everything and **** **** up with my altair armour and sword. 100% completed. My advice would be to take some ritalin and you mightn't get as bored with it. I found it compulsively playable and addictive.

A massive improvement over the first one, 9/10.

I love GW2, it's an enjoyable game with great visuals and fun gameplay. Don't like the WvW pvp? well you don't have to deal with zerg rushes, go play some structured pvp against a much smaller group. That ***** your doing about the game, it's stupid and unfair.
The heat of your unjust analfury toward GW2 could melt the polar icecaps.

I got collectors ed. but thanks for reiterating my point that even if your unemployed you can afford it.

Not to mention whoever made that Video is a massive Diablo 3 fanboi. No credibility whatsoever.

i liked Uncharted

first off, I played a warrior, and did the whole circle strafing and as I said I found it too easy. Not sure why you deny you can do this, I did it, So its a fact regardless of how much you deny it, You can go do it, but you wont because your afraid I'm correct.

Your correct with wow pvp, you can jump spam and get advantages, its the nature of the beast. I hate wow that its too easy and the pvp sucks. The games too much of a grind fest. with Raid finder even the raids are faceroll. I stopped playing wow about 2 weeks after hitting 90 with a monk nothing more to do, It did keep my interests with leveling alot longer then gw2, as I stated gw2 was just too easy for me, perhaps I was burnt out on mmos but the pvp i encountered and the ease of pve just made the game too boring for me.

If you could stop being a Ragin fanboy for a bit perhaps you would understand I have an opinion of the game that is not in line with yours. just like joaby and 3 inches in the pants and hitman absolute ****.

3/10!

this thread is so yesterday

who are you to decide

its not something that was decided

Nah on PC. Bought it in a pack on steam. Combat was a grind, there was no challenge. Oh big enemy guy *change to unarmed hold right click tap left click when he swings, steal weapon and spam left click for instant kill* Every enemy was easy, so going for codex pages wasn't fun, it just felt like I was wasting my life doing the same thing over and over again.

Maybe there was a glitch in my game, because the mission where I had to protect the two AI, they kept running away from me and getting themselves killed. It happened 4 times. There was even a point where one ran off to battle one group of enemies and the other ran forward. So I had to try to stand in between both points or I'd be too far from my objective. So I couldn't protect either of them.

You can stab an archer on the roof and hold shift, his body will clearly fall of the roof and you can still loot his body up on the roof. Somehow...

If your good weapons knocked from your hand and you disarm another guy it automatically makes that your default weapon. Then when you try and pick your good weapon up again it doesn't revert back. I had to go all the way back to my uncles 3 times when this happens.

10 years pass in the game and my mums still in the same spot crying at the bedside.

Just heaps of things in the game that annoyed me.

I'm not saying I didn't enjoy parts of it, but the bad outweighed the good for me on this one.

you might like AC3 but it's much easier than AC2 even, your health regenerates and the combat is very QTE

i'd get it when it's cheap if your gonna get it

lol, this post has 0 truth in it, pretty sad man.

yup in AC3 when u fight a key ur meant to press will flash and u have only a short time to quickly press it or u take a hit

Thats your opinion but the combat works on a counter system enchanced by weapon types, stealing a heavy weapon and spamming left click is butchering the fight dynamics and the wonderful flow of combat which makes me start to question your ethics on how you approached this game, do you even have the maturity to embrace such games.

yeah i didnt lie

your health regenerates, you can take several rifle volleys to the chest and the combat is more relaxed now

you don't really have to time the counter button so it's like a relaxed QTE, and if two enemies attack at once you just press counter and he kills them both, i play it at night cause it's really relaxio

You are talking ****, and loads of it. You can only regenerate when you become annonymous after escaping or winning a battle.