You can cum in 1.1 second?? I mean, under normal circumstances I'd tease a man about his poor bedroom performance for a short love making time, but that's... Astounding!!
I mean, you'd be like one of those garden sprinklers that does multi-short-jets, only with spooge going EVERYWHERE and women just swelling up with your seed and dogs playing with your blasts of raw man power!
Just like this, only you're burried very slightly underground with just your ultra wang shattering the silence of the morning, breeching the crust of the earth with its mighty fluid projectiles as children giggle innocently, racing back and forth through it thick, clingging spray... Their laughter slowly turning into whoreish moans as you TWIST THEM FOR LIFE! YOU MONSTER!!
THE END IS UPON US!
... That's today, right? I keep getting it mixed up. Is it 12/12/12, or is it 21/12/12?
_________________ "... And then, a staircase broke my legs. After crawling for 6 hours a magic zombie with X-Ray vision chased me through a door which crushed me and I bled to death."
under normal circumstances I'd tease a man about his poor bedroom performance.
hehehe show us yer tits.
As a side note to this joke... You wake up and think to yourself: "My chest is not my strongest feature." and then suddenly it pops into your mind, the ultimate solution... Nipple ring!
_________________ "... And then, a staircase broke my legs. After crawling for 6 hours a magic zombie with X-Ray vision chased me through a door which crushed me and I bled to death."
hahaha on this day 12\12\12 can things get any more revolting truly squidassist this is the image we will all recall when we look back from the future.
"Next please." "Hi. I'm here to get into heaven?" "That's right. It's the end of the world, so we're very busy today. Sorry about that wait." "That's okay, Saint Peter." "So, how did you die?" "Same way as everyone else, I guess. It was all over so quickly..." "Because of the riots?" "Yeah..." "Because of that picture that Squid posted of hairy, periced man boobies?" "Yeah... Urrrhhhh, man. Makes me shiver just thinking about it." "Well, it's over now." "You guys don't have any folks like that up here, do you?" "What? Fat guys with giant tits covered in hair with nipple rings?" "No, like Squidassist!" "Oh... OH! No. Nooooo, no no." "Thank God!" "Yes, Zaraq be praised indeed. Next!"
_________________ "... And then, a staircase broke my legs. After crawling for 6 hours a magic zombie with X-Ray vision chased me through a door which crushed me and I bled to death."
_________________ "... And then, a staircase broke my legs. After crawling for 6 hours a magic zombie with X-Ray vision chased me through a door which crushed me and I bled to death."
_________________ "... And then, a staircase broke my legs. After crawling for 6 hours a magic zombie with X-Ray vision chased me through a door which crushed me and I bled to death."
_________________ "... And then, a staircase broke my legs. After crawling for 6 hours a magic zombie with X-Ray vision chased me through a door which crushed me and I bled to death."
Yes it is. The last time you can get triple numbers.
...until 01/01/2101
Why not 13/13/13.
Your logic is flawed.
Lousey Smarch weather!
_________________ "... And then, a staircase broke my legs. After crawling for 6 hours a magic zombie with X-Ray vision chased me through a door which crushed me and I bled to death."
I give you the gift of a 13 month, its called "Zepher", on the first of Xeper you shall praise me and offer a gift on the 2nd of Xeper you shall praise me and offer a gift and on the 3rd of Xeper... you should already know what to do by now.
its just because people who follow things religiously are very stupid and if u dont spell it out they wont be able to take u at exactly how u worded if for the next 2000 years
Were their 12 little maids in the mikado? or was it Snow White and the 12 dwarfs or little red riding hood and the 12 pigs i can never remember how these bible stories go..
The end end-date of a 5125-year-long cycle in the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar Various astronomical alignments and numerological formulae have been proposed as pertaining to this date,..
Screw that if its going TO END i am doing what I always have dreamed of doing...... ASKING joaby how he gave hitman a 3/10?
I was awake for 12:12am. I didn't notice because I was cutting off peoples limbs on Chivalary.
how is chivalary tyoson? it looks pretty darn tempting.
I'm loving it. It's got both first and third person combat and it's different to the "I shoot you first and I win style combat" There's defense involved. Once you get good at mixing both defense and offence it's awesome fun. There's heaps of game modes as well. Haven't had this much fun in an MP game for quite some time.
how is chivalary tyoson? it looks pretty darn tempting.
I'm loving it. It's got both first and third person combat and it's different to the "I shoot you first and I win style combat" There's defense involved. Once you get good at mixing both defense and offence it's awesome fun. There's heaps of game modes as well. Haven't had this much fun in an MP game for quite some time.[/quote]
cool. I might give it a go as soon as centrelink provides funds for my efforts this fortnight rofl.
_________________ I agree with the poster above me, Pc games are great.
You haven't even played. There's no bald guys with bandaids, so he's upset.
I own that awful game, worst purchase I have made in a long time. It is so bad, I felt robbed of $25. I was considering contacting consumer watchdog over it. The game is so ****, it is basically a scam.
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