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http://www.sexhelp.com/am-i-a-sex-addic ... tion-test/

I failed.

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Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:36 pm
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as a true gentlemen its beneath me to click that link

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Thu Aug 02, 2012 6:16 pm
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ruleofbookz wrote:
as a true gentlemen its beneath me to click that link

but you will never know till you take the test and get under a score of 6.

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Thu Aug 02, 2012 6:30 pm
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Xeper wrote:
http://www.sexhelp.com/am-i-a-sex-addict/sex-addiction-test/

I failed.


I passed with a perfect score of 20.

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Thu Aug 02, 2012 6:30 pm
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lol I scored a 2

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Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:03 pm
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kreto wrote:
lol I scored a 2

setting the standard, obviously you dont bash your girlfriends and force them into an abusive relationship.

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Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:17 pm
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kreto wrote:
lol I scored a 2


i got a 1

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These surveys are about as realistic as ****.

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Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:47 pm
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I scored a 7... Does things I've done online count? Cos I reckon I could push a 9.

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Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:18 pm
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squidassist wrote:
I scored a 7... Does things I've done online count? Cos I reckon I could push a 9.

Bit of public toilet action there Squidy?

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Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:48 pm
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I GOT 6

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Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:50 pm
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Xeper wrote:
squidassist wrote:
I scored a 7... Does things I've done online count? Cos I reckon I could push a 9.

Bit of public toilet action there Squidy?


All I'm saying is, if you don't LOOK around the public toilets for people to screw, you wont ever find them. Me? I think you gotta be in it to win it... Deep, deep in it, pressing them against a wall, crushing their wind pipe with one hand and snapping the neck of a kitten with the other!!

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Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:54 pm
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Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:55 pm
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Did beetle man write that, LOL


Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:14 am
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Pretty **** survey. It's basically asking "Are you a sex addict?" in 50 differently worded questions.

Got a two, seems to be the majority. I wish I got laid enough to be able to admit to being a sex addict, not like it's anything anybody should be ashamed of.

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Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:51 am
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I'm a gentleman, but never a gentle man.


Fri Aug 03, 2012 3:21 am
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LOL

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Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:31 am
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Does a 12 count?

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Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:51 am
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12"?


Fri Aug 03, 2012 12:59 pm
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I heard the survey passed beets results onto the police


Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:20 pm
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Haven't seen him for a while. Maybe he's gone out trying to cop a root..


Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:24 pm
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Circa wrote:
Haven't seen him for a while. Maybe he's gone out trying to cop a root..


He is busy trimming his neck beard.

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Fri Aug 03, 2012 3:12 pm
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Theorderoth wrote:
Circa wrote:
Haven't seen him for a while. Maybe he's gone out trying to cop a root..


He is busy trimming his neck beard.


Panda you want another account deleted by Joaby?

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Fri Aug 03, 2012 3:19 pm
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Xeper wrote:
Theorderoth wrote:
Circa wrote:
Haven't seen him for a while. Maybe he's gone out trying to cop a root..


He is busy trimming his neck beard.


Panda you want another account deleted by Joaby?


I am sorry stranger, but you may have me confused with somebody else, for I am Theorderoth, not some bambo eating asian creature.

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Fri Aug 03, 2012 3:45 pm
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Welcome Theorderoth, I hope you enjoy your stay on gamearena. You seem like you have some very constructive opinions which you can contribute to the community. If you ever have any problems, feel free to contact me free of charge on 1800-IMGAY


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Fri Aug 03, 2012 4:35 pm
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cherocha wrote:
I wish I got laid enough to be able to admit to being a sex addict, not like it's anything anybody should be ashamed of.


Wait... Wait, wait. So, if you can't do these things, you, strictly speaking, aren't an addict? So, in keeping with the questions, if you're sitting at home, refusing to stop watching **** to go to work, but you can't have sex with a minor in an illegal fashion and can't find a public toilet that's clean enough to have sex in.... But you WOULD do these things at the drop of a hat?... What then?

What if you're addicted to crack, but you don't have any crack at the moment, or your dealer refuses to give you any more? Are you cured? :O

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I scored banana.
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squidassist wrote:
Wait... Wait, wait. So, if you can't do these things, you, strictly speaking, aren't an addict? So, in keeping with the questions, if you're sitting at home, refusing to stop watching **** to go to work, but you can't have sex with a minor in an illegal fashion and can't find a public toilet that's clean enough to have sex in.... But you WOULD do these things at the drop of a hat?... What then?

What if you're addicted to crack, but you don't have any crack at the moment, or your dealer refuses to give you any more? Are you cured? :O

If I was either getting laid regularly, or rich enough that I could just have a live in escort, I'd pursue sexual adventure to the point where I'd have to change my answer on most of those questions.

The same as if I could get ahold of crack as easily as I could in South America, I'd have teeth like a pre-dentistry overhauled Lindsay Lohan.

It's all about accessibility.

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I once used one of those 'real fx' replica lightsabers to pleasure a chick... That didn't appear in the questions, but I think it's worth a few points.

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Sat Aug 04, 2012 3:15 pm
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squidassist wrote:
I once used one of those 'real fx' replica lightsabers to pleasure a chick... That didn't appear in the questions, but I think it's worth a few points.


**** lol

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Sat Aug 04, 2012 4:36 pm
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A true gentlemen doesn't kiss and tell

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Sat Aug 04, 2012 4:54 pm
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ruleofbookz wrote:
A true gentlemen doesn't kiss and tell



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4


Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:23 pm
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squidassist wrote:
I once used one of those 'real fx' replica lightsabers to pleasure a chick... That didn't appear in the questions, but I think it's worth a few points.


If you sodomised her with it points would have been granted.

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Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:32 pm
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Xeper wrote:
squidassist wrote:
I once used one of those 'real fx' replica lightsabers to pleasure a chick... That didn't appear in the questions, but I think it's worth a few points.


If you sodomised her with it points would have been granted.


I've still got her mobile number... Let me get back to you.

PS: it made the "lightsaber clash" sound sometimes when she twitched.

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gentlemen always offer a ride.

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