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OH SNAP!



This Froggy Fresh guys hilarious haha.

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Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:06 pm
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3 out of 10 wrote:
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Hahahahahaha. A mate on my facebook is celebrating 8 months with his girlfriend. What the ****? People celebrate each month now? Are people really getting that pathetic...


It's 8 months longer than BLTman.

tuff guy bet you dont even lift

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Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:40 pm
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Tyoson wrote:
OH SNAP!



This Froggy Fresh guys hilarious haha.

HES IN ALRIGHT SHAPE

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Mon Feb 18, 2013 9:50 pm
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bieltanman wrote:
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OH SNAP!



This Froggy Fresh guys hilarious haha.

HES ATTRACTIF

gaylord.

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Tue Feb 19, 2013 4:03 pm
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bieltanman wrote:
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OH SNAP!



This Froggy Fresh guys hilarious haha.

HES IN ALRIGHT SHAPE


Does this exclude him from being hilarious?

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Tue Feb 19, 2013 6:51 pm

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Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. Ex boss has a lawyer involved. Over what's now just under a grand. Gonna organise an open house party at his address on the weekend. He's had enough time.

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Tue Feb 19, 2013 7:24 pm
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lmfao what a psycho


Tue Feb 19, 2013 7:42 pm

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My mates just wanna smash his house up with me, but violence isn't the answer. I need to be more scheming than that. Put my own padlock on his gate. Order a big pile of mulch to be put directly behind his work car. Pizza deliveries late at night. Order taxis to his house. Put his mobile number up as selling the fleet street monopoly piece for maccas. Lock and load.

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Tue Feb 19, 2013 7:48 pm
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Make a fake advertisement for a prostitute and list his number. Always wanted to do that to someone.


Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:00 pm
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Sign him up for all the gayest farm midget **** you can find!

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Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:01 pm
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Tyoson wrote:
My mates just wanna smash his house up with me, but violence isn't the answer. I need to be more scheming than that. Put my own padlock on his gate. Order a big pile of mulch to be put directly behind his work car. Pizza deliveries late at night. Order taxis to his house. Put his mobile number up as selling the fleet street monopoly piece for maccas. Lock and load.


Fill his bin with gay **** on garbage day, knock the bin over so it goes all over the road.

Entire neighbourhood will think he is a homo.



Ask bieltan for the mags.

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Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:55 pm
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Tell us his phone number Tyson, what suburb does he live in?

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Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:51 pm

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He lives in Morley. What exactly do you plan to do with it hahaha

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Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:55 pm
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Summer is gone hooray at last life goes back to normal.
Tyoson the psychopath Tyoson the terminator his new web site revenge inc made exclusively for cry babies.

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Wed Feb 20, 2013 8:48 am

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I love summer. Girls dress less, more girls leave the house, less traffic, the beach is always nice, I can get out of bed without freezing my tits off.

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Wed Feb 20, 2013 2:19 pm
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Freezing your what now? you some sort of metro sexual, the picture of your life is becoming much clearer i guess you shouldn't have turned up to work in high heels carrying a lady bag.

Well i am in the mood and when the mood is upon me the world is about to change and i think it's time to sell me rodeo and get a scooter one that has an insect barrier and side panniers.

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Wed Feb 20, 2013 3:58 pm
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u could just put panniers on a donkey its relative speed means u wouldn't have to watch for carnivorous insects and it would cost much less to fill up at the gas station

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I used to have tits, but I froze them off in the winter Zaraq. Zaraq girls like winter for the exact opposite I posted. They can wear cheap clothes, they get to stay in and cuddle. Most don't work so the getting up early in the morning thing has no effect on them. I'm the complete opposite of a metroxsexual. I wear loose clothing, I don't like to clean shave, I don't mind getting dirty and I refuse to wear pink clothing. You've obviously never driven a long the coast after a hards day of work Zaraq. The view would melt your mind mate, I know you've got a girlfriend, but there's no harm in looking.

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Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:05 pm
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You've obviously never driven a long the coast after a hards day of work Zaraq. The view would melt your mind mate


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Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:09 pm

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Is it really that bad over east. **** your lives.

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Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:11 pm
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Tyoson wrote:
Is it really that bad over east. **** your lives.


In FNQ I don't think I have ever seen a muslim, or atleast muslims wearing their **** sheets.

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Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:17 pm
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Yes well i have driven and camped along the coast, from the great ocean road across the Nullarbor up the West coast to Broome and places beyond and there are some places in WA off the beaten track like the unbelievable pool at Marble Bar where you feel like you've just woken up and you are the first person on the planet to have discovered the place.
Also Tyoson if your in WA and your unemployed you really are a lazy dog.

That picture is the Muslim iron-woman competition.

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Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:32 pm
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I thought it was a bunch of giant penguins.

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Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:39 pm
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Zaraq wrote:
Also Tyoson if your in WA and your unemployed you really are a lazy dog.

Probably has a lot to do with his intelligence or lack off as well.


Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:39 pm
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wulfgang wrote:
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Also Tyoson if your in WA and your unemployed you really are a lazy dog.

Probably has a lot to do with his intelligence or lack off as well.

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Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:47 pm

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wulfgang wrote:
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Also Tyoson if your in WA and your unemployed you really are a lazy dog.

Probably has a lot to do with his intelligence or lack off as well.

You have an imaginary friend and the literacy skills of a 6 year old, don't question intelligence when yours is **** weak.

Zaraq if you actually followed my posts you'd know I'm not looking for any job. I'm looking for a job to finish the final year of my apprenticeship. I've been offered numerous jobs by mates in other fields, but I'm not interested. My goal is to finish my apprenticeship, not work in a job that will lead to me progressing no further in life. I've been working since I was 10. Mum never paid me pocket money or bought me the things I wanted so I was motivated from a young age to earn my own money.

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Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:48 pm
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Yea whatever i lost my job in the final year of my cooking apprentice ship i just went to around to heaps of places until i got into the Hyatt to finish off the last year.

I didn't sit around moaning like a fcn huge cry baby, its all about attitude really.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY **** THIS GETS BETTER. Your woman probably doesn't even cook. Holy ****, you're a classic.

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Wed Feb 20, 2013 6:33 pm
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Tyoson wrote:
You have an imaginary friend and the literacy skills of a 6 year old, don't question intelligence when yours is **** weak.

Beetleman is very real. And whats the matter, you jelly a guy who sucks at english out wits you every post?

Tyoson wrote:
Zaraq if you actually followed my posts you'd know I'm not looking for any job. I'm looking for a job to finish the final year of my apprenticeship. I've been offered numerous jobs by mates in other fields, but I'm not interested. My goal is to finish my apprenticeship, not work in a job that will lead to me progressing no further in life. I've been working since I was 10. Mum never paid me pocket money or bought me the things I wanted so I was motivated from a young age to earn my own money.

FFS Does every post have to turn into a cry post with you? This isn't the oprah show. Noone is going to put keys to a new car under the milk crate you're sitting on.
And you don't seem very motivated. You still live at home with mummy. You knock back jobs.
Yeah yeah. I know you cried about how you want to finish this dim witted any downie can do apprenticeship thing. But just take a job until you find a spot. FFS What do you think an employeee will wanna hear. When they ask you what have you been doing the past year?
Living at home bludging off mummy. Or shoveling ****, in a dead end job until a apprenticeship became available?
This life of a drug addict is getting you no where. Stop blaming everyone else for your worthlessness and get a job. It will give you some pride


Wed Feb 20, 2013 6:38 pm
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Tyoson wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY **** THIS GETS BETTER. Your woman probably doesn't even cook. Holy ****, you're a classic.

Does your woman cook? O wait...........


Wed Feb 20, 2013 6:38 pm
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Tyoson it rubs the lotion, maaaam whens dinner? im hungry maaaam!

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Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:37 pm
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c'mon guys..


Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:42 pm
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He's lucky, the **** my parents used to cook was usually awful. Even the homeless would complain.

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Nobody plays CS 1.6 or Day of Defeat anymore

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Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:39 am
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lol vaga no one has been playing those for years now.

****, bf3 section admins go wild on the editing posts and ****.


Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:01 am
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What ARE people playing? CoD is horrible. What else is there?

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Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:34 am
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Source, not GO, or 1.6. A few play BF3.. Not many though.. 'bout it I guess..


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****, bf3 section admins go wild on the editing posts and ****.

Yeah I'm the OP of a thread I didn't even make now.

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I ended up going back to WoW after BF3. There's just nothing decent and long-term at the moment. Crysis 3 beta was pretty cool, but I think it would be boring after a few weeks, but the pace was refreshing. Supposed to be a cool sandbox/defence game coming out this year, the first game to run Unreal Engine 4, it looks pretty cool. You use bits and pieces of the landscape to make a structure, then defend it at night kinda thing.

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Thu Feb 21, 2013 9:05 am
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I think it's best just not to post in the bf3 section, or any section that pinge and adsa have privileges.

Is that game the one made by epic games? Sounds familiar.


Thu Feb 21, 2013 9:10 am
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I don't know if Epic was making the actual game or not, but they have the engine. They usually make the first game to showcase the engine, and the way the physics looked was kinda interesting.

If you watched the nVidia Shield launch at the CES 2013 (yt), the onscreen demonstration of the console was rendered in UE4, cause it looked awesome and the spokesman pointed it out during. :)

2:30 (I can't force it to that spot using GA embedding)

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Thu Feb 21, 2013 9:17 am
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Damn that is cool.
When he fires up nfsmw it's laggy as ****. They fixed it in a patch though. That game was terrible when it came out, but now it's awesome.


Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:10 pm

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So the guy filling out the resignation form has put 2/11/12. Yet both the boss and myself signed and dated it 9/11/12. It's two numbers against one, and he's signed against the correct date. Yet he's got a lawyer to try and say I resigned a week before so I can't be paid for being suspended. Good thing I got a witness. Dooooooo dooooo dodododoodoooooooo YEEAH YEAH YEAAH :D

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Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:23 pm
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Sweet man, now you can buy a washing machine.



Think of all the fun you can have with a washing machine...



Yep.

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Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:47 pm

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hahahaha. When I've gone out four wheel driving with a few mates we'd always find dumped white goods. The washing machines would take a beating!

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Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:55 pm
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LOL
The first one had me in stiches.


Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:31 pm
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I just watched 20 harlem shakes.

Some of them wernt very good.


Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:32 am
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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/ ... rlem-Shake

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Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:45 am
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20 bookz, not 21. just 20.


Fri Feb 22, 2013 1:46 am
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yeah but u dont get to see it soooo - ur safe on 20

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Fri Feb 22, 2013 4:10 am

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The call has been made.

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