how deep did you cut yourself?

quite the tip is sharp as

you didn't happen to test it on yourself, did you?

how do you think i got 6 stiches but it was an axerdent

You idiot.

You retard.

i know its not gonna happen agasin

I cut myself with a sword when I was young. I still have a smiley face scar on my finger where it almost took it off. Only had to learn once to listen to the guy who was running the class when he says: "These are dangerous, so please don't take them out of the sheath."

You gonna get laid Vman?

I'm off to Adelaide for the weekend, strange things happen when you let your **** do the thinking.

You want me to cook breakfast for ya?

site blocked by education deparment i will soon ish

FFS Vman don't tell me you didn't take advantage of Valentines last night, heaps of pussy to slay!! I'm hungover and sore as lol, never pass up Valentines night, women be throwing themselfs at you!

You wanna know how I used to pick up on Valentine's? You take a box of chocolates, some flowers, identify the target, march up to her and offer them to her and tell them you saw her, left, got these and came back to ask if she would be your Valentine. Instantly you're the craziests, most interesting dude in the room... Then you slow it down and ask if you can buy her a drink, bring it back a little and chill her out. After that it's all down hill.

y'know, if your anklebiter is born on nov. 14, you get a free cot from ikea. or $100 voucher if there's no cots.

edit: found a relevant pic.







oh. you axed yourself with a sword. brilliant.

Honestly last night at the Grand, chocolates and flowers weren't needed squiddy, such a great plan would have been wasted lol. I had drinks bought for me and I was even giving a **** rose, them ***** were trying to take advantage of fragile little me...

I like freebies. this is my pile of goodies that are still arriving from the ozsale haynes underwear sale.

i havent reviced any of mine wonder if they are comming

China was ****. They had numbers. More men than the U.S had bullets. the Australian army with about a 100 men stopped the whole chinese army. Killed 1,000's of them. china got so far then they were smashed. Back to the 38th. You talk as if the yanks started the war. When it was the commie **** who invaded south korea. Which they paid for in the millions of the dogs lives so the war did some good. millions of less commies walking about isn't a bad thing So maybe the next time you feel the need to bag America out. Educate yourself. And don't feel sad for Mexico. Who did they take the land from? O thats right. Only whites are racist land stealers eh? Learn to history you brainwashed gimp. And God bless America. it has given you 90% of the things you hipster duffuses can't do without. Man you have just proven you're self more stupid than beets.

you relise china makes all that **** and you in no way can you call others stupid you being the sillyest

they send em by order number, so you have to wait your turn i guess.

saw a movie some time did we?

Australia's wealth is best explained historically - it's a long story and you'd do just as well thanking Britain or the Netherlands than the US. But it still comes down unequal exchange between core and peripheral states (or first and third world to the uneducated, or developed and developing countries to the naive), so it would be far more accurate to thank the masses of impoverished people around the globe who have been making all the crap that apparently makes us wealthy for the last 500 years or so.

The US (and Australia) seem to have forgotten that you have to actually make stuff and export it to be wealthy and powerful on the global stage. China and India make everything so they're quickly taking over... though at some point they're probably going to duke it out. Should be pleasant.

in any case my main point was that there is very little info available about what was going on in China at the time of the Korean war - psychological impact, political attitudes etc etc. But there's nothing. Could certainly put part of the blame on Mao and the CCP because they tended to kill intellectuals whether they were supportive or not.

Not sure why you saw a value judgment in there... defensiveness and anxiety about your white supremist tendencies would be my initial guess.

****, I should've gone out last night. Rookie mistake. Oh well, got some cash for the weekend now at least. Big group coming around mine tonight, sisters getting her mates around as well. It's good having a sister who doesn't care when you tune her mates.

i wish i could do that

You realise, that you would have to be about the dumbest person i have ever seen on line?
Two words "mass market." Thats what America gave us. And that gave you, your car, your computer, your tv, your fridge, your weights, just about everything.

Mate thats choice, most single chicks are still depressed for missed out on love yesterday, so I reckon squiddy's cunning plan is perfect for that occasion, good luck bro!!

Mass marketing was created due to the world wide great depression and the new found availability of the Home Radio. It is something that simply "made itself" based on a combination of events that were going on at the time. No single man, country or business/corporation can make claim to it, for it happened simultaneously around the world.

Saying America "gave it to us" is like saying America invented breathing and everyone else is just using their idea.

You realise, that you would have to be about the dumbest person i have ever seen on line?
Two words "wrong / lying."

Its nothing short of spectacular.

he must be looking in an internet mirror

They made a movie about Australians in Korea? Ooo. You was just talking out your ****?
Which ppl often do when they have been smashed with the truth.

The only thing to be thankful to britain about is that they found the place. And exported the best of their best. Which included my fore fathers. But i suppose the ruined the place by sending out the children of retards who were too **** useless to survive ww2. We went from taking their finest ppl who had the guts to jump on a ship and sail to a land that had nothing. To taking ppl from a gene pool who thought it was a good idea to take shelter from a 500 pound bomb by hiding under a sheet of corrigated iron. Don't know why i should be thankful to the dutch for. all those useless inbreed euro trash have ever done is put a massive islamist state on our door step. A state thank thinks it is the traditional owner of the top half of Australia.

Got Warface to run at last, its ok iff i can actually get my head around the controls it should be fun.

Hey wulfgang, why havn't you replied to my post about why you are wrong/lying about mass marketing being created by the americans?

Oh, it's because every time you are clearly and obviously wrong / lying, you simply avoid the topic. You have only done this about 10 times in the last 2 months.

Oh my god its raining colostomy bags hahaha no not really, i was reading about those disgusting Americans **** all over that cruise liner like a pack of wild animals have they no pride?

My puff pastry improved to from 0 to 4/10 i really should stop experimenting and just stick to the recipe.

Experimentation is how gays started. Right wulfgang? hahaha

Wouldn't you be technically correct if you said 'experimentation is how everything started'?

Yeah noone knows what was going on in china at time oooooo What a ****.

"Omgggggg. You said a war between the west and non western country was not the wests fault. You're a racists!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I am not a supremacist in any way. but if given a choice i would rather be a "supremacist" Than some ill informed nut job racked by feelings of white guilt.

Lets see. Did britian give us mass marketing? Nope. Under them we had **** all. If you weren't rich.. Did the chongers? Err nope. chongers are johnny come latelys. but even before them. We still had the mass market. Let me see... Who else could have came up with the system that put a car in every driveway. Or made it possible for everyone to own a PC. To be connected to the internet at reasonable prices? ( Well every where except for Australia that is hur hur hur)Who made the system that puts a tv in every home or fridge? Let me guess.. was it America? Cause before their major companies realised that they can make a lot more money by selling a car cheaply to the masses, than by selling a car for a lot more to a few. Cars were only play things for the rich. You think if henry ford didn't start up his company you could afford a car? Hmmm? Do you? Who do you think came up with the system or idea of putting a radio in every home? Before the U.S started doing it. Even things like radios was something only owned by the wealthy. I wasn't lying when i said beets was the dumbest person i have ever seen online. But i may have been wrong. after reading your post.

I found a kickboard in the public pool today... balanced the **** out of that thing

I never read wulfgangs post, they're too long and never make the slightest bit of sense.

FOOTYS ON SOON GET AMONGST IT

You mean soccer? sports is dead to me since it became a TV **** you know the umpire can't blow his whistle until the TV station says so (must get adds finished).

just post dude what to everythign he says

Thats ok. They are for grown up. Not pathetic alchies whose bodies are about to collapse

So eagles beat fremantle, that was awesome. It's NAB cup though, so I know most teams are just testing their players out, although freo pretty much played their full side haha.

Quiet Saturday night in, enjoying a nice cool evening for once. Dad's going to be borrowing my commodore for a week and I'm gonna be in his ford festiva. Gonna be cheap as on fuel though

I just noticed the low scores a bit weird to see a winning score 2 4 14 i thought maybe they were playing a limited over sort of game.

And as usual the footy is not on ordinary TV and on Sunday port plays at 4.12 at aami and then the crows play at 5.12 at aami.

So fc you footy.