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cant wait till bltman gets knocked out in his first fight.


Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:20 pm
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wulfgang wrote:
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i had no trouble with him imtill he started on me then im like im gonna be a **** but i would'nt throw the first punch

I think beets thinks that big muscles = good figther.

i dont think that big mussles = more power not better technec

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Mon Jan 28, 2013 12:51 pm
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Well finally i got the 2.5 gig fake factory mod for half life 2 but its a zip file i hate zip files any hoo its now installed so i will give it a go and report back.

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Mon Jan 28, 2013 1:23 pm
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bieltanman wrote:
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i had no trouble with him imtill he started on me then im like im gonna be a **** but i would'nt throw the first punch

I think beets thinks that big muscles = good figther.

i dont think that big mussles = more power not better technec

Mike tyson before he went to prison was no doubt a solid powerful man. But he was hardly cut like the terminator. And he could punch the **** out of just about anyone, just from the power alone. When he went to prison he came out all cut. He looked like he could punch through a brick wall. But the fact was. He was flat out beating that old white has-been. He only regained his prowess after he went back to his pre prison body. The only boxers you see with six packs etc are the light weight boxers. All the light heavy to heavy weight boxers rarely have any. Yet if they punched you in the face you could smile out the back of your head. And the muscles you strengthen when doing weights aren't exactly the best ones to build up for fighting. Its why weight lifiting is not a big part of a boxers training.


Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:08 pm
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lifting is for bundles of sticks.

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Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:26 pm
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punching uses your hips arms sholders back and chest i train all those bodyparts

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Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:52 pm
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**** involves your ****, are you training that?


Mon Jan 28, 2013 4:54 pm
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i dont thiik you can

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Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:05 pm
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Raining again.
Stop touching yourself.

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Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:06 pm
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Well the mod is interesting it updates the graphics but it doesn't substantially change the characters.
And their are achievements if their were achievements in the original half life 2 i must have missed them.
Like go through Ravens Holme just using the gravity gun and find the singing vortagon cave on the air boat level.
I don't remember any fcn caves but i have found a bunch of hidden supply's that i missed before whilst taking my time trying to find this cave.

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Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:11 pm
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bieltanman wrote:
i dont thiik you can

Sure you can, but I can tell you, you're not doing it.


Mon Jan 28, 2013 5:42 pm
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Like sand through an hour glass gone is another day in V-Mans quest for snatch.

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Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:12 pm
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Well written. A++


Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:15 pm
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I have never eaten truffle's i think they are really expensive in Australia but the French seem to have heaps hmm i feel a trip overseas coming on.

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Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:34 pm
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but he thought u meant snatch and grab

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Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:35 pm
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****, I forgot he lives in North lake.


Like sand through an hour glass, passed is another day in V-Mans quest tap some pussy.

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Mon Jan 28, 2013 6:43 pm

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Getting real sick of this cat. Yesterday I opened my bedroom door to find she had snuck into my room and been trapped in their all night since aussie day and **** in the corner infront of my door so when I opened my door it smeared her fat turd through the whole carpet. After 20 minutes of dry reaching I finally cleaned it up. Now tonight I just got home from Big Day Out and she's yacked on the carpet upstairs. Little ****. Red Hot Chili Peppers were awesome though, went off like milk left in the sun.

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Tue Jan 29, 2013 1:37 am
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Well blow my nose and call me Vasko Pajama, i actually found the singing cave so i sat down and enjoyed roasted head crab on a spit while a vortigon sang a merry song.

Im going to play the old half like 2 on XP just to see if this cave was in the original game.

fcn hilarious i love stuff like this in games.

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Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:15 am
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mum got me a new plushie so i called it cheroba

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i'll buy him a small hat and a mini bong one day

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Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:02 am
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Tyoson wrote:
Getting real sick of this cat. Yesterday I opened my bedroom door to find she had snuck into my room and been trapped in their all night since aussie day and **** in the corner infront of my door so when I opened my door it smeared her fat turd through the whole carpet. After 20 minutes of dry reaching I finally cleaned it up. Now tonight I just got home from Big Day Out and she's yacked on the carpet upstairs. Little ****. Red Hot Chili Peppers were awesome though, went off like milk left in the sun.


What drugs you take? I was in the area about 10pm and there was **** everywhere.

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Tue Jan 29, 2013 1:03 pm
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Just kill the cat, not a big deal.


Tue Jan 29, 2013 1:05 pm
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Cats are capricious creatures. They need to respect you or there will be trouble. Or your cat has worms and is thus puking up all the time and its giving it the **** so he is giving you the ****

And nice plushie. you must be lucky to have such a nice mum

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Tue Jan 29, 2013 3:07 pm
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ruleofbookz wrote:
Cats are capricious creatures. They need to respect you or there will be trouble.


Which is why you start the relationship off by crushing their head against the wall until they are dead, thus proving you are worthy of fear and respect and also ridding your house of it's largest problem: A Cat.

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Tue Jan 29, 2013 3:38 pm
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i almost turned off one of the school servers lol luky i was like its log off not shutdown

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Tue Jan 29, 2013 3:41 pm
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I had a $30,000+ airplane engine I built blow up in the test cell. Now that was ****. There was an investigation by a third party and they claimed a conrod bolt was left loose. I know they were all done up though and each bolt is checked by the chief mechanic and torque sealed. So either a bolt failed or someone tampered with it.
The crank and assembled conrods were on a stand for about a week while I waited for parts. So there was plent of time for it to be **** with. I think theres more of a chance it was just a bolt failure tho.
**** sucked being at work that week.

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Tue Jan 29, 2013 4:24 pm
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sheeeeeeeeeeeet

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Tue Jan 29, 2013 4:28 pm
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Well one time i was doing all this paper work and then,,, bam!,,, out of the blue: paper cut.

It was the worst day of my life and it really stung bad but in time it healed and now i look back and think "it wasn't such a big deal"

funny how life is

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Tue Jan 29, 2013 4:33 pm
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That how you got hooked on the tramols eh.

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Tue Jan 29, 2013 4:48 pm
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one day at work i was pulling a trailer full of computers and i pulled the from wheel over my foot and took a toenail clean off i wear shoes at work now

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Tue Jan 29, 2013 4:58 pm
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Metal fatigue in plane parts can be detected what you need is a metal Xray machine.

When less is more.
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Tue Jan 29, 2013 5:02 pm
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One day at work I almost killed my foreman when the pack I was moving with the forklift unbalanced and fell on his work bench, he was German so it was ok.

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Tue Jan 29, 2013 5:03 pm
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Zaraq wrote:
Metal fatigue in plane parts can be detected what you need is a metal Xray machine.

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Needs propellors.

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Tue Jan 29, 2013 5:04 pm
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ceiling propellers no less.

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Tue Jan 29, 2013 5:07 pm
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Only with a treadmill boss.
I forgot to buy beer on the way home, better fix that.

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Tue Jan 29, 2013 5:11 pm
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Yum i like beer, my fav combo is beer and pizza a coopers pale ale( best beer in the world) and your in heaven.

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Tue Jan 29, 2013 5:36 pm
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I like a pale ale, I'm slumming with tooheys new.

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Tue Jan 29, 2013 5:57 pm
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OMG thats bad it could be worse i suppose, you could be stuck with VB.

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Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:06 pm
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i saw this red head woman on the bus was cute but all i wanted to do was give her weight loss advice she was on the brink of being fat

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Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:32 pm
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VB hell no! The local doesn't sell coopers couldn't be **** driving to dan murphys

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bieltanman wrote:
i saw this red head woman on the bus was cute but all i wanted to do was give her weight loss advice she was on the brink of being fat



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Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:36 pm
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yeah stop being all asexual and shut up.

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Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:52 pm
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I guess there are certain reasons people stay a virgin for 25 years.


Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:58 pm
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limp **** stick gathering?

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Tue Jan 29, 2013 6:59 pm

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Audi wrote:
Tyoson wrote:
Getting real sick of this cat. Yesterday I opened my bedroom door to find she had snuck into my room and been trapped in their all night since aussie day and **** in the corner infront of my door so when I opened my door it smeared her fat turd through the whole carpet. After 20 minutes of dry reaching I finally cleaned it up. Now tonight I just got home from Big Day Out and she's yacked on the carpet upstairs. Little ****. Red Hot Chili Peppers were awesome though, went off like milk left in the sun.


What drugs you take? I was in the area about 10pm and there was **** everywhere.

Stayed off em. Was just there with my brother. He gets free drinks and tickets through his work, so we just drank a fair bit. Had TAFE today so didn't want to be messed up. I'm confident enough to party like I'm on drugs anyway, so I fit in with the crowd pretty easy.

Tafe was torture today but, new class because I missed this module last year.

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Just off the phone to fair work. **** head old boss is still being a ***** about paying the money he owes. High chance I'm going to be taking him to court in the next couple of weeks.

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Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:03 pm
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good ruin his name get extra for court costs

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Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:06 pm
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and dont let him be like this guy

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I want to shout like that at him as I walk out of that ***** owed all the cash money and a tear trickles down the pricks cheek.

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Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:51 pm
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u have to do the "good day sir" bit tho

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