its a really long story

Mother **** went in a mother **** space ship built by these NASA **** and they were all like *COUNDOWN* FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. *Perfect landing on the moon* "One small step for man, and one kick to your mothers face for not offering me an orange juice"

Back in the ship FRRRRRRRRRRAWWWWWWWWWSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Back on earth. Hey guys, we landed on the moon and it was on TV.

Not that long of a story, **** hell. If you're lazy at telling stories, you're gonna be lazy with women. People love stories. They hold a conversation together, and women love to talk. Sometimes too much to the point you have to say "Aye aye aye, let me have a break, you're giving me a **** headache"

Thought that hoe you were all misty eyed over got you a job?

I don't think evolution is true, if it was monkeys would be able to do up their shoe laces by now, even after watching humans do up their shoe laces for millions of years they still can't do it.

She tried. Even the guy sounded annoyed that he couldn't hire me. He said my resume was top notch, but he wouldn't be able to hire me for at least a couple of months but he might contact me then.

That sucks bro, just push rocks or something.

i was going to go into the dudes that first thought of it and then one of then worked on the v2 rocket and the cold war then the launch and the command module and the ascent of the lander

No need to bro. I might start botting on diablo 3. Make that real cash money yo.

I feel like this dude every time I read your posts.



I know I should stop reading but I DONT.

SELLING 1mill diablo gold! Press 111 to buy!!!!!!!!!!ughnsd Just kidding, I'm still just sitting here drinking VB.

That's your problem right there.

I guess you should just face up to reality Tyoson your lot in life is to join the other drunken hobo's sitting on the park bench being entertained by the antics of the pigeons.

Seriously don't try and drink away depression.

I got the VB's for free. Mate left them in my fridge. Drinking away depression is always the answer!

Last night I dreamt that I was about to do the deed with a 9.5er (the -0.5 in the sense that she was a 'little' alternative, in a hot way)

Except I wanted to go in commando but she insisted I wear a rubber

At that point I woke up to the phone ringing

Commando? what where u thinking?

Do you want to have little dream babies running around?

Assumed if she was that hot she must be on the pill

Then I usually pull out anyway

Rubbers suck, hate them so much

i did that once and that was the only time i have ever done it

but by "done it" you don't mean "done it"

Duh. Ask wallace n gromet.

You still don't nnow how dum dum

Thank god olpol and ralph aka mcfly no longer frequent these here parts or poor bieltanman would be toast.

you must feel like a really big man putting others down like that

I typed nnow instead of know. lol But no i don't beets. I didn't mean it as a put down, rather a complement

maybe wulfy is doing that thing where u say "u dont know how to make a TV" and u say "yes i do" and google it and show him but then wulfy says "ok u put it together from scratch" and u realise u dont know how to put together a tv

we are all standing on the shoulders of giants kinda thing

which is funny coming from a "religious" person

that was the statement and i do understand how and why they used the Saturn V rocket.

Every day I sleep in later and later. Soon I'll be waking up at 2am ready for bed.

I've been having this 2 day debate with this ego tripping guy over a ban on a jail break server on CS:GO. It's pretty hilarious. I got banned because this admin slayed me twice and I said "What was that for ****" and got told I was abusive and banned. So I posted on their forums saying if that's the way players are treated for one mistake, I see no reason to come back and you're scaring off potential players. First 2 replies were friendly and they welcomed me back to the server, but then one little runt came in...



I'm still pming him at the moment haha. I don't really care about the ban, I just think he's a douche for making it permanent because he thinks he can read sarcasm through text.

http://b475.com.au/community/topic/219-well-hi-there/

well thats not cool

we should all spam those forums telling them what a good guy Tyoson is and what a moron that last reply guy is

or better yet ask that douche "admin" to come to GA general so we can all have a nice little chat with him

Everyone else was so nice. He's just an ego tripper. Should read his replies to the PM's. He's so high on his own ego he'd probably eat his own ****. "We don't want your advice" Nice of him to speak on behalf of everyone else. If people like him were all that still existed we'd be living in the bush throwing spears to hunt our food still.



Him admitting the reason he made the ban permanent. Douche hahaha

Pick my nose and punch me stupid will miracles never end.
Experiment #64.
Install Half-Life 2 on W8 and apply the mod no12.

Well the mod was a bit torrent so far so good the problem is i couldn't open the file 7Zip failed winzip failed so i gave up and am just enjoying HL2 running like a dream x2 faster and the graphics are improved in a subtle way.

W8 is the bomb.

Clan server admins man, they're all completely **** up.

I've not met one that hasn't tripped on the power of admining a server. They all jack off to their TOP LEVEL ADMIN titles and clan forum status. So gay.

What makes it ten times worse is when the people running the server are **** awful at the game, but are convinced anyone better than them is hacking. Or you get those old guys who ban you and justify it by saying "we don't pay for the server each month so you can come on and kill us".

This! They'll always deny they're wrong as well. Then they'll question your intelligence, and then when you question there's it's like "Stop acting like you're smarter than everyone, because you're not, you're stupid.

I admined an Aussie server on San Andreas Multiplayer for about 3 years. We had so many ego tripper admins, I hated them. I'd just have the admin there for when I really needed it, and mainly used to cool features like being able to fly around and change the colours of my vehicles. We weren't allowed to do so in combat though. Even then, I was pretty lenient on my punishments, why scare a player away for good, when you can give them a small punishment and know they'll learn from their mistake. That's what I was trying to tell him and he banned me for my advice. So douchey haha. He's so upset I called one guy a **** when I said it indirectly as well. I even explained I call my mates ****, it's Australia, we do that.

I always hated it because no matter how wrong, ****, **** awful and obese the were they still ultimately stopped me from playing on a server - which was fine until there were no other servers left.

Some of them aren't retarded, but the vast, vast majority are. Still thankfully most of them (aka tds) have no clue how to keep you banned so I still play there anyway yolo

i use to be an admin for a minecraft server my god its like a full time job

HI IM LBLTMAN IM SERVR ADMIN FOR MIND CREFT

I play yugio and ebet litel keds for thur kards when i no admen

Most the people with admin paid their way into it with their mothers credits cards as well. Ffffffffff

I send him this:


And he replies with this. So butt hurt.


I think I hurt his feelings.

i was thinking of taking the admin exam and becomming the admin of yugioh dueling network

the only way to understand the actual is thru abstraction

Odd how desire fluctuates then descends into craving i just felt a disturbance in the force something to do with meat pie's.
Now i feel the urge for meat pies with crunchy pastry shells more than ever.

quiet u

I assume if you put virgin on your application you will increase your chances 10 fold

That might help but if he puts his age they might not like the chance he will be in it to groom 10 year old boys.

He should be right if he puts in his sexual orientation. ie. asexual.


inb4 debate over 'asexual' being a sexual orientation.

How many dudes you know got the skills to go and ROCK a show like this

Are you homesick?
Baby back ribs and super sized Cola can get old pretty quickly

Went for an awesome surf today. Just commited to the huge waves not giving a ****. Ate **** a few times, but built up my confidence. Got a big sunburn patch on my back from where I missed when I did my own back. Bastard sun.

Aussie day tommorow, and I couldn't give a ****. I don't get how getting completely smashed and starting fights is patriotic. My mates are all messaging me asking what the go is for tommorow and I'm ignoring them.

Depends who you hang around with i guess.

I most likely will not get in any fights tommorrow.

I don't get into fights, but it's just all around you. The other more rowdier mobs.

I never used to stand up for my mates when they got in fights.
**** that.

When my mates used to cause trouble I would pretend I didnt know em.
Im not gonna leave a 7 dollar glass of bourban and coke to go and get my head kicked in and then get kicked out.

After a few years they realised I didnt have their back...LOL