ist easyer to get a job

i wonder what the stats are:

20 year old virgins looking for love VS 20 year old unemployed looking for work

you can't buy a job.
I got a root before I got a job.

You could skew the stats even more with logical, correct statements that are clearly pushing the numbers the wrong way. For example:

"I've had more sexual partners than I have had jobs"

I bet tyoson gets 100 roots before tanman even gets a hug.

A religious nut job who lies so much, that his name basically means "do not trust anything this wierdo says, ever" would make a better choice.

Oh, and a "game getting a bad review" and a "game being reviewed badly" are two completely different things. My issue was entirely based off the review was awful and poorly done, some parts even looked like deliberate bad mouthing of the title.

hey ainchent remember when hitman absolution was a bad game and you got upset because nobody liked it and then i told your brother ainchent's brother that there was health regen in AC3 and then he got upset with me but then when i checked it really did have it and i was right and you were wrong?

tee hee

hey sweatygremlin the I brother remember when you were a kid and you were in indonesia and your family was poor so they swapped their goat for a ticket on a tug boat to australia but then when they got close to australia the navy stoped the boat and sent them all to detention camps where your family then protested on rooftops with their mouths sewn shut while the whole time sweaty gremlins the II was playing on his xbox that some tax payer worked hard for?

i miss that goat, i'll buy a new one with Australian tax payers money and call it cheroba

Can you tow me behind the boat? I like being towed behind boats.

yea let's sail an find gina rhino and drown the fat truck, then we can get some chips

no vinegar for me thanks, chicken salt is fine

Thought my eye felt weird, looked in the mirror and it's red like blood. ****.

do you think we can keep this thread alive without Zaraqi-poos?

You know what Goat was pretty cool?... Ladder Goat.

that **** is too funny

Woke up this morning. Eye was pretty much glued shut. Had to rip it apart. Went to the doctors. Waited an hour in the waiting room, while 3 little rat kids wouldn't settle the **** down. Spent about 2 minutes with the doctor for him to tell me it's infected, or conjunctivitis. No **** **** head, I could've diagnosed my self. He gave me two different prescriptions for eye drops. Now I'm on eye drops.

The dodgey thing is, he didn't even warn me that it may be contagious and I should stay away from people.

just had a nutella and chicken swandwich it was strange

He took one look at your neckbeard and figured you were a basement dweller, so he had no concern that you would be going near another person for a few weeks at least.

I don't have a neck beard you damn fool. I'm practically clean shaven because I planned to pop into different electrical businesses with my resume but then got the flu and now this.

warm salt water in a cup then put the cup on your eye and blink a few times

You probably don't want a new job because of the poor employers you have had so your subconsciously projecting sickness onto yourself in an attempt to self sabotage and delay

id have a long hard talk about the nature of work and the necessity and dignity of earning a wage to myself if i were you

I've been addicted to cold turkey for 5 years. I told my friends I was quitting cold turkey. They asked me what I was quitting. I told them I was quitting cold turkey.

you are a funny guy

You know someone is unemployed when their steam rating is 10. lmao

hahahahah

the next time rabbits tells you to put salt in your eye tell him he'll get a visit from Lord Vagbob

MAYONNAISE

Warm salt water is actually good for your eyes. I've got 2 different eye drops which cost me $30 in total, so I wanna use them. Money I really can't afford to be spending. FFFFFFFFFFF

I think someone's getting a visit by Lord Vagabob!

STOP PUTTING SALT IN YOUR EYES

I DIDNT DO IT NO STOP

oh go swim in the sea

Sea water is cold! ARGH!!!!!

there's sharks in them waters below

a shark is exactly what is needed in the case of a severe eye infection

It scares the bad bacteria out of your eyes.

and u go like this 0_0

Disco biscuits make you go like that too.

then I took a brick to the head, but getting shot in the foot is tough too.

impaled on a steel capped cricket wicket isnt good either

Being punched in the back of the head by security in a Bali nightclub is no fun either. Those bastards are all bikies. So you fight one and you're dead. Dirty javanese ****.

lol Bali... you asked for it.

It's becoming a bit of a joke that place.

and what a punchline

Now that Zaraq is gone we need someone to make random Windows Xp posts, I'll try.

7 AM, coffee and time to boot up Windows XP. You would think interior decoration would have evolved past furniture that looks like a badger's bum but hey what would I know in this neck of the woods. Although I have never seen neck in any wood before.

Trees provide shade and

Is Cricket bogans better than Footy Bogans?
srs

cricket balls and footballs are made of leather.

I had another moment when I considered upgrading from Windows XP but I decided it'd be better not to because my girlfriend is always complaining about change. Obama likes change, but what would that matter he is in America and I'm not in America.

wait,,, where did zaraq go again?

and the cricket wicket incident happened in primary school