mint is good been there a few times

Did you know that iff you freeze something colder than 0 kevin it actually gets hotter than the devils arm pit,amazing.

Gotta get there early but or the lines huge but.


I do the can can and **** on the dance floor. Don't dance like them losers in tight shirts who just move their shoulders backwards and forwards and don't smile. I've noticed girls move closer to the group of guys who are laughing and having a good time, compared to the tight shirt douche bags who stand there looking like theyre ready to fight someone.

did you know that if you stick your head in the freezer all the windex in your brain will expand and you will see jesus

or some three veg, dimsims and ice cubes, maybe some ice cream.

puff pastry sheets

I also have some prawn shells and oyster shells, I keep them for berley and also so they don't stink up the bin.

you also have a big nose and your shoes smell

you should smell my work boots.
http://www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/video/11 ... alia-Promo

Well its as hot as Hades during the day and every body is as cranky as hell so i have moved my shopping strategy to 1am its lovely and cool very few people around excellent just how i like it.

sooooo what shops u going to at 1am?

The open ones.

which are,,,,,?

A super market, since i relocated to the city the shops are about 3 klicks away so i walk, this is impractical in the day time heat, much easier to take the car.

I guess i just like the novelty of shopping in the night time when its cooler and there are no other people around.
There are people that like shopping in the bedlam of the day i am not one of them.

I enjoy shopping at night as well, though the police call it "Robbery"... Whatever, man.

I don't have much time for thieves if i ever catch one severe beatings will ensue i can assure you of that.

I'm looking forward too it.

Youll get yours like that fool in the states who thought a house was empty, so in he goes only to find himself looking down the barrel of a gun face to face with a crazy women who just blasted away firing bullets in every direction shooting the crook enough times to make him run away.

Criminals by there very nature are the epitome of stupid, the community should be allowed to torture and dish out severe floggings.

I was thinking you would take this in a sexy direction, like I wear a gimp mask and you beat me... Just goes to show you, if you want to have a grown man whip your butt with a crop, you need to dress up like a horse.

just for squidy

squidassist their is a game we could play we get a kitty of cash from sponsors you run and i hunt iff you survive which i seriously doubt you get the cash.

Other wise i stick your head on the trophy wall, of course iff your as fat as whale then the whole deal is off.

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i don't think so beetle balls, these threads span 100 zaraq dribble posts per page

hey Zaraq tell us about Windows XP for another 50 posts, might speed things up

omg loooool i hit 100 **** you Zaraq check it out beetle balls i hit 100

im at the top of 100

I'm on top of the woooooorld! Just kidding, still got no job, broke as **** and I forgot about my coffee and now it's gone cold. I'd write a rap about it, but I finished high school and it's illegal to rap unless you're a high school drop out.

how are you paying the bills doll or live with mum

Still paying $50 a week to my mum. Owe my mum for a phone bill as well.

wow your luky i pay 150 a week and the internet bill

As a third year apprentice I was only pulling in $500 a week working 40 or more hours a week. Then $100 of that would go on petrol. Another $100 would go on food. Then $50 on board. So half my pay is gone just like that. Then if I were to go out on a friday or saturday night I'd usually spend about $150 easily. Perth's an expensive piece of ****, it's probably why I enjoy bali so much and actually feel happy to tip everyone.

as IT support pull 1000 week 8-4 weekdays 3 minuts bus from my house 150 rent once a month 100 internet rest save/spend on useless **** go out spend 12$ justfor entry catch train ride bike

Bee u ride your bicycle into town when u go out at night? And you live at home?

So what happens if u pick up? You dink the girl back home and try not to wake mom up on the way to your bedroom?

I was going to get a job in IT, but everyone told me there's no money in IT and it's a dying job. I don't know how that works considering computers are popping up in almost every room of every house now. I plan to finish my last year of my apprenticeship and move into the more IT and telecomms side of electrical. Just gotta find a job. It's hard though because both bosses I've had during my apprenticeship have turned out to be nob heads who both underpaid me and owed me a **** tonne of money. So now I can't put either of them as references because I'm almost certain they'll burn me.

Been owed over 2 grand since november. Been trying to get in contact with fair work for about a week but they're not returning calls.

dinngy home on my bike lol yer i know im screwed her place it is

sooooo much money in it what is your aprentiship maby you should go into data cabling its in high demand cus of nbn

Apprentice Electrician. The money in data cabling is huge as well. The hardest parts of this apprenticeship is the theory. It's all these really technical maths that I've never had to use on site. Once I finish my 4 years I have to do this massive test which is everything I've learnt, which is gonna be ****.

you should defs get into data cabling with ethernet and fiber

walked out of my office soooooo hot go back in straght away screw work

It's like bali weather. I've got no aircon upstairs, just a stand up fan. Filling out log sheets and the fan keeps blowing **** around, argh.

Beets. You earn 1000 a week pay 150 a month in rent. And you can't afford a car and you only have wireless internet?

He's lying, duh.

ive tryed getting other internet it wont reach my house rung around dont even have my L's sp no need for car yet gonna get them real soon

I'll never sweat it, my blood is nothing but antiperspirant.

its humid as heck today i just want to stay in my office so i will have aircon its always 20c in here

the reason ur still a virgin is all this "real soon" ****.

Your not hard up for cash, so much so your buying swords on the internet, so get off your backside and start fixing your ****. Now. Not "real soon". It only gets harder the longer you leave it.

When you chat with girls at your age they will always want to know:
A. if u have a car.
B. Where you live.
C. What you do.

Lets see: No car. At home with mom. Your a PC nerd who works for a high school. That is 3 out of 3 bad.

Imagine if u could say: yup i have a little car its parked down the street. We drive back to my share house and put some records on and hang out with my house mates and their mates. Oh find a share house that has two girls in it and move into that. 2 girls one guy. Your there to kill spiders and take out bins but who cares its the best configuration of a share house for a young single guy.

And finally if asked about your job just say in a kind of offhand disinterested way: "oh its with computers its pretty boring but the money is good" and then change the topic back to her interests. Never never start talking to a girl about your job.

So:

Ring a driving school and book lessons with an instructor for the weekend. You will have your license in less then 10 lessons and the instructor can take you thru everything even a practice test.

Next start looking for a share house. You can look at and apply to accommodation notices. Your local community radio station will have accommodation notices http://www.rtrfm.com.au/

You can also find a room over at gumtree etc or maybe a good bookstore will have them in the window.

What are you waiting for?

bieltanman what do you mean the other internet wont reach yer house? you living on Rottnest island.

PS: don't listen to ruleofbookz he is suffering from vegetable induced insanity.

i give myself the title of network administrator cus im the only one here it sounds impressive
im getting my L's as soon as i can i dont wanna move out too expencive

Or get good at lying.

to far from exchange or some **** like that

network administrator sounds good to a socially awkward nerd. To a chick your trying to get into the pants of it sounds like virginity at 40.

Why are you earning money for? To have a life. To experience things. To get laid. Your not going to do that at home and your not going to "go back to their place" - your fooling yourself.

Only 40 year old virgins think living at home with mom is a good option to "save money" even tho they are on $1000 a week.

It seems more and more you are a lost cause