Well you're not missing out on anything I torrented this **** game, and I am glad I did coz if I had of payed for it I would have been **** of at how **** terrible it is.

Well scrudge me nunkles the pin on the mobo cpu socket was bent that's why i couldn't get the damned thing to boot.
I am asking myself how was this possible? i have put many PC's together and this has never happened, oh well theirs a first time for every thing i guess.

I was walking by a homeless guy once and i gave him half of my left over subway i was saving for later. He complained because it had olives on it. I took it off him threw it on the ground and squashed it with my foot.
You shouldn't cry about somethign you get for free. Plus it is a good game.

I did the same thing to someone going through a bin wulfgang. He looked at it, scrunched his face a bit, put it in his bad and then kept searching through the bin. **** weird **** aye.

Had a weird day working with my mate today. The place was the home of an ex bikie. Was putting up an exhaust fan in a spot that used to have an existing one. Found a cable had been stripped right back to copper and left bare in the roof.

I decided I'd climb up through the manhole to see where it was coming from only to see a big *** sign saying "WARNING ROOF IS BOOBY TRAPPED" Let's just say I didn't go in that roof.

maybe SWAT comes down through the roof.

I think he was up to something real dodgey. His roof tiles were siliconed down. Hidden cameras. Hidden safes and compartments. Excessive numbers of powerpoints in the garage. Every window is siliconed shut. Or maybe he just smokes a lot of weed and is paranoid as all hell.

It wa sa real shame that I felt sick today and couldn't make it to work

What do Marlin taste like?

T bone steak but tunaish.

got a job at a highschool 250$ per day

high rolla hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
just dont touch the customers dude.

yo man thats sick what kind of line and tackle did you use to get those bad boys?

IT support the main teck is gone so me and this other guy are taking over his job at 250$ a day im working 2 days and the other guy is working the other 3

60 pound braid,Tld 25 reel,20kg penn rod,80 pound mono leader,cheap plastic skirt lure with black magic hooks and sheer luck.

Using my mobile phone for internet because Telstra came out and replaced our phone line and now the internet doesn't work. Spent nearly an hour to the retard tech support who kept handballing me to a new person who didn't know I'd even spoken to somebody before them. **** useless, **** you telstra.

No offence...But with your typing, i hope you're only handling the hardware...Like plugging stuff in and not doing any software work..... But anyway . Goodluck

Once upon a time all humans were midgets.
Because the world was covered with trees the atmospheric pressure was greater as trees pumped out so much oxygen this prevented humans from growing this also explains how humans survived dinosaur attacks they were to small and nimble to catch.

So as we go berserk chopping down trees we can expect a decrease in atmospheric pressure and humans will get to be 4meters tall.

im going to put some effort into my typing

well now that you are a member of the professional class its expected

Boss man is really getting on my nerves. One more week and I can let the ombudsman work their magic. Over the stress. Trying to hold back my pay because the book keeper is conveniently away for 2 weeks. SJFIJSDJIOdfgdfgses

lol "book keeper is away" is not an excuse to not pay your employee

he may as well say "the dog chewed on my wallet and now its all wet with dog slobber so i cant pay you for two weeks" for all the good it would do.

How do ppl like your old boss live with themselves? Do they not think of themselves as dodgy idiots like somehow they are doing the right thing and its the "world is against poor old me"?

if my boss didnt pay me i wouldnt show up to work til he did. I got paid monthly at one job and didnt get paid. I said fix it, they go next runs in 2 weeks cant get it til then, i said see ya then.

Fair thing to do to be honest. I've already resigned anyway. Gave him my weeks notice and all the rest trying to do the right thing by him. Now he's just trying to be an ***** about it. Saying he'll take the excess from the car accident I was in out of the money he owes me and stuff. I've been in contact with fair work who are going to destroy the **** if he doesn't pay me by next friday.

I just said, it doesn't matter if your bookkeeper is away, that's your responisiblity not mine. Fair work have told me you have to pay me by this date, if you don't, they'll sort it out on my behalf.

Need to crank out the Bob Ross videos and drift off I think haha.

I love sticking it to the man.




no homo

Today was the first time I've had to terminate someones employment, it was not enjoyable but it had to be done. I feel like a **** but they had their chance.

Man I love doing that, you should be psyched about ruining peoples lives.

hahaha. Yeah it's good, but waiting for it all to happen is a real head ****.

i feel the same way every time i rag on consoles but those **** had it coming once they started being above their station with the "we are for real gamers and as platform we are the next gen"

**** start repeating that kinda propaganda and b4 long its fox news wins

wouldn't be so bad if they were not 3 gens behind but when they say **** like that u have to let em go - enuf warnings

Well if you **** yourway into a job you better be able to back it up. I can't carry no passengers in my workshop no more.

Hahahahahaha. YOLO!!!

repostah

its good some of us are bucking the trend

I didn't take any sick days all year. Should've done aye... My nets still getting random drop outs, might be time to climb into the roof and see what dodgey **** the renovators have done with one of the phonelines we had pulled out. Argh.

poofta

WOWOWOW HATE LANGUAGE I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS ****

I'm sleepy as. Why do I do this to myself haha.

Reef and beef.

Schnoice.

surf n turf

Ocean and earth.

Ive been looking into home made body armor and combining a cotton Tshirt with boron powder seems like a plan the process is pretty straight forward soak the t shirt in the boron, untill i hit a snag.

you have to heat the tshirt to 1100 degrees C) under a stream of argon.

fc me why can't these things be done in my home kitchen? seriously if i put a stream of argon in the stove who knows what calamities might ensue.

I watched that video loop about 20 times beetle man. Ahhhh!

I played Halo 4 around my mates place, 4 player split screen. It was fun, but it still felt like Halo 3 just with a few new guns and maps. Not much has really changed. We played for hours, but I don't think it's worth paying for.

Haha that gif. I remember back when people used to think it was real.

Eating a big *** plate of meat, putting on weight is hardddddd.

drink more beer?

I used to drink every night of the week, thought it was becoming a habit so I stopped. It didn't cause any weight loss when I stopped though haha.

World records that are still available:
putting your arm in a mincing machine many times walking across multiple active chainsaws eating a bucket of cane toads.

The wind is rustling the leaves i thought it was the maniac with his hose again.

I want to learn how to play the saxaphone to that Thrift Shop song. If I walked through the city cranking that ****, I'd be drowned in *****.

somehow I highly doubt it if you call them *****.