Lunch with the fellas

The day had arrived and FAP were excited, today we would all be having lunch with Karnage Krew in the streets of Karkand.
FAP pulled out their picnic blankets and got ready to go, sadly some peoples blankets had holes and needed patching, they couldn't come
But with an ok from Karnage we extented our invitation to our friends at AIM, their blankets were hole free and were ready to go
We all packed up and waited for the Arena Bus, waited, and waited, and waited some more... But the bus never came, it had a flat tyre

We thought well "screw this" we'll take the Van,
To the FAP mobile! everyone ran.
We all jumped in at a very great pace,
But then we all thought "how do we get to this place?"

We drove down to the metro station and looked for a train hoping we could find some direction. The maps were there but none of the trains were running on time. We took the map and hopped back in the van.

MUCH LATER THAT DAY

We broke down at the Bazaar markets. So we decided to just have lunch there.

The picnic blankets were thrown and KK rolled up in the LAV but FAP were pretty tired so we all laid down.
Then we went to the market to get some drinks, once again FAP were pretty tired so we all laid down for a bit. We though we'd wander through the alley and take in the view, but even there was tiring and FAP had another nap. Come to think of it we were tired most of the game and laid down quite a bit.

At first the Bazaar was really crowded, there was only 3 places we could really have lunch, but it didn't matter, FAP were ready to have lunch anywhere. It was a quick lunch but the ground was very comfortable.

THEN THERE WAS CAKE!

After cake we were still hungry and it seemed the crowd had disbanded. There were now 5 places to have lunch and FAP were excited! We went exploring looking for places, in the new areas the ground was even more comfortable
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Thanks for the game Karnage Krew, even though this patch really messed up the map configuration and completely %*$#ed my Procon it was still a good match

We certainly had a laugh going from a small conquest round 1 into a large conquest round 2.

FAP 0-490 KK (not even sure that was the correct score but we couldn't care less)

See you again next time.

Was a Fun game Kegel. Thanks to KK for letting 3 of us play, look forward to the challenge from FAP and KK in the near future.

awesome write up! i like poems.

Cheers for the game and the amusing write up. Was fun to fill in... look forward to the challenge from FAP in the future, and the inevitable ass-whooping I will receive from KK... Think I was something like 3 kills (with one shiny gold tag on the end of my knife) and 27 deaths after two rounds. Haha.

Nice write-up, gave me a bit of a laugh, though I think some people might be confused

Owing to the joys of a new patch interfering with map names and various server admin tools, we couldn't get any server to run Karkand, so we played Bazaar, first round on 3 flags, second round on 5... was a a bit of fun anyway, though highly disorganised on our part, I don't think our armour driver got to drive until halfway through the first round, and not at all second round!

It was a hilarious mess on both sides for sure

Friggin hilarious - best match report ever.