Per day since joining, even though you don't use that account lol. Also, that may not even have been your first account. This is why a lot of people in mathematics demand higher levels of math education, because you fail at basic statistics.

In order to get the correct statistic you need to aggregate the avg. per day across all your accounts, which would then land at least at the conservative estimate. This does not take into account other games you may be playing, which would put you well into over-time were you a full-time employee. Bad luck Mr. Full Time Gamer lol.

who gaf how many hours played, bf2 was an awesome game and pretty much everyone smashes you in anything evar whinging

the stats don't lie

you play more per day than i do

Except maths Kalliazn, judging by the responses so far lol.

You can tell Noah is trying to be 'ironic' and 'above it', but his previous posts suggest it got to him so...win.

damn you're just way to good at internets for me

How'd you find time to get so good around full time employment, family etc? You must be really organised.

wish it still had inf

Answered your own question, some people are just awesome by default.

Protip: you aren't, so need to put the hours in as evidenced by my earlier:).

Wyjyn I may be the first to tell you this.

Your bad, no one loves you (this includes your mother), just quit bf2, and no you don't win games for your team.

Do many people still play BF2?

Dalian and all maps are up most nights

inf is fairly dead tho outside the TEA server which anyone good is banned from

I 1vs1'd you and you lost so badly lol. (assuming you are 2v2stockweaponry). You talk so much trash but when it comes to playing in a fair, 1vs1 match you just die over and over again easily. It is pretty sad.

Yeah thats a cool story. Even scudrocket is a better player than you.

Tuskyone was far more threatening.

I thought I killed you and some other guy that hangs around you lol, it was two of you vs me and i basically just won Noah so...get better at the game or maybe you can trade it in for another game?

Lego Star Wars isn't bad for your age group.

Haha you finally got us both after we'd been on the carrier the whole round. You were commander and you had the dao. Well done mate, a true champion.

I hear Bingo isn't a bad game for your age group.

lol I left you on the carrier because there was nothing you could really do there anyway. So...congratulations for imprisoning yourselves. Nice job. Brains > reflexes.

Wyjyn you didn't kill me once in a heli.

Id 1v1 you in a heli at any map first to 1000 kills and I beat i'd beat you 1000-1 maybe 2 or 3 because I lag a bit.

Everyone knows this retard your nothing

I play bf2 more than bf3 now.

I built a new PC for bf3 and I just play bf2 on it, LOL.
I might give bf3 a token round tonight but mainly Im on Dalian if Im playing.

PS have you guys heard this song at all.
It is ace and I like it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_6IjeprfEs

should try project reality baz

Was gonna play BF3 but theres a 1.5 GB patch and I caouldnt be **** dl it.

I have the PR files but I read the manual and thought "wholley titty **** crist, thats complicated" and gave it a miss.

its pretty lol when you fly really high and bail out of the chopper as pilot and nobody else gets a parachute and they cant switch to pilot seat,but you dc before the admin puts his keyboard back to gether and bans you. people take it srs man, think bf2 as poker with monopoly money, and PR as poker with large sums of peoples own savings. they get fairly upset at tiny wee things

If we could get Procon to manage a BF2 server we would be investing in another one but alas procon don't.

ROFL.

yo zuky, the admins in this section aren't as stupid as the ones in the bf3 section. Does anyone even play bf3 anymore?

Not sure, havnt played bf3 for a few weeks now.

same bra

Alright I just had to correct some errors in your writing first before I could understand what you were trying to get across. Maybe you are not born in an English speaking country?

Anyway, I owned you so badly in a 1 vs. 1 and I would say I was playing at about 25% of my capacity that match. I was just mucking around. I think that you might beat me if I played without a mouse, but only just.

Wygga is burning ebybody....

Threads about hackers should be closed. Use the report player feature to have him banned.

Millzey is awesome at jets now

he's nearly pro with machine gun cannon only

Almost to good. Its like hes botting in the jet.

lol milzy does multihack btw

lol how else can you shoot inf with the gun so well?

He still rapes pads like a massive dud.

And goes astro the second he cant shake you.

Milzey's idea of pro[hax].

sargent everyones level is different in jets....so i would need to see your flying first and go from there. maybe you've got lots of good stuff in your ****, but its best to try a few dogfights against me to see where you are at.

from there i can tweak the best method depending how quickly you learn to adapt to new techniques.

its not that hard, whats hard is to change and improve.

millzey has been able to train with dedication...hes stuck it out for 3 months...trust me, its not easy...yuo might learn quicker, who knows.

Well, im good at shooting/bombing stuff, crap at evasion. I'll evade a regular, but not a pro.

I had plenty of hours in bf'42, but sadly was crap at evasion there aswell.

I was basically doing heaps of circles and seeing who would crash first.

yeh there are 3-4 bad habits most jets should avoid:
- circles
- go above 800
- go out of bounds (intentionally or otherwise)
- fly same patterns
- use brakes

Jet tip: If you see AutoPsyChotic on and he is flying a heli, ram him with the jet.

Some times i intentionly fly above 1000 ft, as medic, so my opponent goes out-of-bounds and dies, then i kill the engines and fall to 200, then resume normal flying.

I've downed a few beginers in f35's that way, but most pilots are pros.

Pfffffffffffft

I did 1 better, i c4ed him. While flying.

He was following the road out of pla base on dalian, and i had c4 on the ground, cause i was waiting to blow up a tank/apc/car that came my way, didn't expect a heli. Guess he didn't epect the C4 either .

Makes me laugh some of the crap some of you write...

Atleast somebody has been benefited by my existence.

Having seen the number of alias accounts on eX.Noah's current cd-key, the creation dates and the hours logged to them i can say with absolute certainty this guy is spot on!

Sorry Slinky, or is it kent or Toaster91, mrgrandfathergamer, jarry:D, superfetch, Sh0lVa, Buck3tB0ng, Colouresterol..... on and on and on still bout a dozen more plus variations of these.
PS - Your a kiwi??? Lol traitor!

Hmmmm yes i thought that sounded abit bs when i read this, particularly the underlined section. Superfetch a profile you haven't used since 13/4/2012 6 months ago has a 5:0 kdr in jets Buck3tB0ngs is even higher then i find your sUpER^sLlnKy profile created 3/06/2011 last battled on 8/08/2011 completed only 5 rounds on this one but still has a decent kdr of 27-4 hardly the efforts of a 'noob' who 'couldn't fly to save themself'. Unless you want to confess that you yourself have been a pad rapist??
Every profile on your current key has a decent jet kdr, meaning you didn't just learn to jet in 3 months Noah you've been at it for a minimum of 18 months. Add to this the fact that no profile on your current key goes back more than roughly 18 months which means you've had a previous cd-key with god knows how many profiles on it. I base that on the fact that you've stated you've been playing bf2 since 2006.
All the above reinforces my previous statement that getting to the point where you dominate in jets doesn't just happen in a few months because your using a joystick and 'versing people'. You may have gone from decent jetter to pro in a few months but you weren't as green as you've been making out.

jesus

Choco will surffice.

Wow yes, Agent Choco, FBI.

I have flown jets since before I played online. But up until 3 months ago I just spammed missiles, and could only bomb jeeps a third of the time let alone apcs and tanks (check the amount of time spent playing inf vs jets on pretty much all my accounts.) The reason I have positive kdrs in jets on those accounts is because I never flew jets on them. I had like 50hrs of jets in 6 years.

3 months ago Ary showed me a few things and I started using my views and mg. Then ribby showed me more stuff and I started dogfighting him pretty much every day for a few weeks.

Your basically saying through out all those accounts you only flew whilst in heavily stacked teams where you could safely pad rape without reprisal, thus achieve a healthy kdr in jets. Pretty much the same backround as most other 'pro' gamers. Why didn't you just say so?

I've never been a fan of uncap rape. But lets be honest you don't have to be very good to beat 90% of jet pilots by spamming missiles. That's all I used to do.

My point was that as a 100% inf player, the rare occasion that I did play vehicles, I usually jumped in a chopper or something else because I was woeful at jets. If there was a jet on the pad I'd take it spam a few missiles and bail out over a flag to inf on it, maybe bomb a fav if I was feeling adventurous.

Your still missing my point.
I'm saying that imo your actual basic flying abilities were better then most before you began dogfighting Ribby ectect. I was on one of the first night's months ago when you began dogfighting Ribby He was impressed with your flying in general. Not necessarily about whether or not you could kill enemy jets using only MG.
To me there's 4 levels of jetters. Absolute noobs eg Zulu terrible flying, and bad with missiles. Average nubs like me, average flying, but can missile spam decent. Next you got the guys who fly above average but still rely on missile spamming eg SmashedUnit. Then there's the top jetters, awsome flying and primarily use MG eg Ribby.
You Noah, were already at the upper end of level 3 imo when you got serious. I don't know if you've always used a joystick or not, but i remember flying against you under various aliases late last year and finding you difficult to keep up with then. I think your just being too modest claiming to have been **** beyond three months ago.

Case closed.